Question of the Day

What is your favorite Halloween costume? It doesn't have to be one you've worn but can be one you've seen or the like.

Mine is this:



That would be me, in 1985 (so five years old), as a pear. My request, as I thought pears were MADE OF AWESOME. My mom (who was also MADE OF AWESOME) made the costume with two pieces of poster board that she colored in--front and back!--with pear-green marker and rigged string inside for it to hang on my shoulders and to tie at the sides. I was THRILLED with it. While I was out trick-or-treating a lady asked me if I was asparagus. AS IF! I was so indignant about that at the time, LOL!

My next favorite costume just may be this one where the little girl couldn't decide between "a princess" or "Darth Vader", so her dad combined the two: Princess Vader!

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Quote of the Day

"I had always been more interested in the private Marilyn, and the unguarded Marilyn. Even as a young girl, my primary concern wasn't with this larger-than-life personality smiling back from the wall, but with what was going on underneath."Michelle Williams, who is playing Marilyn Monroe in the upcoming film My Week With Marilyn, which looks very good.

Or maybe I just think it looks very good, because I like Michelle Williams so much.

There are precious few actors whose involvement in a film will make me see it just because they're in it, but Michelle Williams is one of them.

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Daily Dose of Cute

image of Matilda the Cat, sitting on the floor looking regal
The Lady Matilda

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Sure

Herman Cain, during a National Press Club event earlier today, at which he was asked about sexual assault allegations and reported cash settlements therefore, breaks into the forgiveness hymn "He Looked Beyond My Faults."

And so since it's an opportunity for me to share a little bit of my faith, I will: Amazing Grace / Will always be / My song of praise / For it was grace / That brought me liberty / I'll never know / Why Jesus came / To love me so / He looked beyond / All my faults / And saw my needs. Thank you. [Cheers and applause.]
I haven't heard anything that beautiful since John Ashcroft let loose with "Let the Mighty Eagle Soar." Someone get these two magnificent songsters on a Conservative Croonerz 2012 National Tour—STAT!

During the same press event, Cain was also asked to comment on race relations in the US, and replied, "This many white people can't pretend that they like me." I can't decide if that's hilariously weird, or a genuinely insightful commentary on the state of the conservative electorate.

Well, maybe it doesn't have to be one or the other.

[Via Andy.]

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Broke Shit Mountain

So, this weekend, our ancient dishwasher and new stove broke.

Not new enough, though: Our warranty ran out October 17. *sad trombone* In good news, planned obsolescence is getting super awesome! Jeeves, call my broker and tell him to invest EVERYTHING in Obsoleticorp! BUY! BUY! BUY!

Anyway!

Yesterday, Iain and I went out to comparison shop new dishwashers. It was so much fun! (No, it wasn't.) And not just because of the salesman who was suffering from the misapprehension that my eyeballs are located in my boobs. (Really, sir, it is 2011.) And not just because of the self-directed disablism that was manifesting as guilt that a dishwasher is a necessity in our home because of my garbage back, which makes the stand-and-lean of sink-washing unbearably painful. (A ridiculous bit of judgment I would never direct at someone else, yet continue to direct at myself.)

Mostly it was fun (not fun) because every dishwasher looks the same to me. What does a $1,200 dishwasher do that a $300 dishwater can't? Does it put away the dishes when it's done? No? Well, the $300 model is looking pretty good then.

When we got home, our brains fried from investigating the virtually indistinguishable innards of nine thousand dishwashers, I figured Consumer Reports was our best hope. I paid the $26 for an annual subscription, which seemed like a decent investment to avoid potentially making a couple-hundred dollar mistake.

I clicked through to their dishwasher analysis. Its first line: "Almost all of the dishwashers we tested clean well and are easy to load." LOL. Of course they were.

We still haven't picked out a dishwasher.

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An Observation

[Trigger warning for rape culture.]

I'm glad that the sexual harassment allegations against Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain are getting a lot of attention, especially because Republicans tend to get be held to a different (lower) standard than Democrats with a different (lesser) level of scrutiny, and sexual harassment is too important to be casually elided with the "boys will be boys" shrug of indifference it's so frequently given in politics.

But that gladness is cut through with a bolt of suspicion that the focus on Cain is not indicative of an awakened seriousness about sexual harassment, as much as it is evidence that Herman Cain is seen as a weirdo buffoon and sexual abuse of all sorts still the exclusive purview of weirdo buffoons.

That is, these allegations have been given an unusual level of credibility because Herman Cain seems like the sort of guy who might harass women, according to our awful cultural narratives about there being discernible sorts of guys who might harass women—not aggressive, entitled, privileged, powerful men (of which Herman Cain is also one), but weirdo buffoons.

Herman Cain is, of course, also a Black weirdo buffoon, and I imagine that has rather something unfortunate to do with the uncommonly fervent attention given to sexual harassment allegations against an unserious candidate, too.

[Note: This is not an argument that allegations against Cain should receive less scrutiny. If there is an argument being made, it is that allegations against other politicos should receive more.]

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What do black women really think about love and marriage?

by Tamara Winfrey Harris, of What Tami Said

image of black woman and black man holding hands, behind text reading 'The Truth About Black Women and Marriage'
[Graphic created using image from nedari06]

The way our society talks about black women and marriage—from the daily paper to the pulpit to movies and self-help books—is flawed, sexist and damaging. When black women tell their own stories, a more thoughtful truth emerges.

I am working on a project juxtaposing the authentic experiences of African American women with the tragic common narrative about black women and marriage—a narrative that narrows lives, turns black female successes into failures and unfairly burdens us alone with responsibility for the success of black male/female relationships, black families and the black community. My goal is that my efforts will result in a published book.

I am currently working to identify black women to have frank discussions about how they navigate relationships, sexuality, singleness, marriage and divorce. If you, or someone you know, is willing to be a part of this effort, please contact me at Tamara@BackTalkBook.com.

Some things to know:

I am interested in interviewing black women of all ages, backgrounds, geographic locations and experiences. One goal of my effort is to illuminate the lives of women often erased in discussions of the black marriage rate, including married women, divorced women, women who don't wish to marry, lesbian women, women in interracial relationships and others.

Subjects should be willing to participate in multiple one-on-one interviews both in person and through technology. Initial interviews will be conducted by phone in November. While I will not require an inordinate amount of time from interviewees, I will need to interact with them enough to understand their stories, experiences and perspectives.

Elements of participants' stories, including quotes, will be included in a published work, written by me. Women have the option of being referred to by their full, real names, first names only or a pseudonym.

Beyond the ABC specials, "think like a man" romantic advice tomes and panic-inducing women's magazine articles, exist the real stories of black women—too often told from another perspective and voice. Everyone is talking about black women and marriage. I want to talk back.

Please help by responding to and sharing this call for participants through your networks. Please direct questions about this project to Tamara@BackTalkBook.com.

[Cross-posted.]

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Yikes

You know, I really hate mosquitoes, but this can't be good.

These mosquitoes are genetically engineered to kill — their own children.

Researchers on Sunday reported initial signs of success from the first release into the environment of mosquitoes engineered to pass a lethal gene to their offspring, killing them before they reach adulthood.

The results, and other work elsewhere, could herald an age in which genetically modified insects will be used to help control agricultural pests and insect-borne diseases like dengue fever and malaria.

But the research is arousing concern about possible unintended effects on public health and the environment, because once genetically modified insects are released, they cannot be recalled.
Ha ha well let's go ahead and do it anyway wheeeeeeeeeee!

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Monday Blogaround

This blogaround is brought to you by pumpkins, both carved and baked into gluten-free treats.

Some recommended reading:

Archaeology News Network reports a finding from the 2nd Bolzano Mummy Congress: Otzi’s final hours: A rest, a meal, then death. (N.B.: Image of mummified body at the link)

Angry Asian Man: asian americans teens bullied more than any other group

PalMD: Return of an old foe

New York Magazine: The Rebirth of the Feminist Manifesto. Shakesville is mentioned in the list of "The Lady Blogosphere" at the article's end. Amusingly, the other blogs listed have "slogans", while Shakesville has a "catchphrase"--just like a sitcom! I'm such a silly Lady; I thought those thingies beneath the titles on blogs were called taglines.

Brooke: Worms do it, mice do it: eggs destroy sperm mitochondria

WhySharksMatter: Do environmental regulations harm the economy?

Farhan Nuruzzaman: Transistors from natural fibers could lead to wearable electronics

Kelly: Woman Responds To Marriage Proposal Like A True Lady

Zombie Research Society: Best Dog Costume Ever!

Andy Sowards: 50+ Creative, Delicious, & Spooky Real Edible Halloween Dessert & Snack Food Art Design – Ideas & Inspirations


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Random Bit O' Encouraging News

Last August I wrote about the US border patrol's habit of harassing foreign-looking people on trains, planes, and buses in the northern United States.

According to recent anonymous reports, the border patrol is dramatically scaling back these activities.

Of course, the news coverage I've seen of the story focuses on what a horrible idea it is to stop the searches. Plus, this could result in the loss of a bunch of government jobs. Prevailing wisdom appears to maintain is a good thing, unless of course the job cuts could hurt the police state.

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When Mendacious Corporate Media Shills Say With Affected Wide-Eyed Wonder That They Just Can't Figure Out What Occupy Wall Street Is All About...

...it is quite reasonably pointed out to them by patient people who indulge their manufactured ignorance that many USians are quite frustrated with the banks, and deregulation, and the erosion of workers' rights, and corporate greed. Unemployment. Student loans. Foreclosures. Bankruptcies.

Big concepts. All correct. But it's also just shit like this, wearing on people day in and day out and grinding them down until they're nothing but raw nerves, vibrating with anticipated pain from the constant attacks on their security and dignity:

Like a lot of companies, Veridian Credit Union wants its employees to be healthier. In January, the Waterloo, Iowa-company rolled out a wellness program and voluntary screenings.

It also gave workers a mandate - quit smoking, curb obesity, or you'll be paying higher healthcare costs in 2013. It doesn't yet know by how much, but one thing's for certain - the unhealthy will pay more.

The credit union, which has more than 500 employees, is not alone.

In recent years, a growing number of companies have been encouraging workers to voluntarily improve their health to control escalating insurance costs. And while workers mostly like to see an employer offer smoking cessation classes and weight loss programs, too few are signing up or showing signs of improvement.

So now more employers are trying a different strategy - they're replacing the carrot with a stick and raising costs for workers who can't seem to lower their cholesterol or tackle obesity. They're also coming down hard on smokers. For example, discount store giant Wal-Mart says that starting in 2012 it will charge tobacco users higher premiums but also offer free smoking cessation programs.
I'm not going to get into, yet again, the reality that weight is not a great indicator of health, nor the inherent disablism in a policy requiring people to lose weight irrespective of any underlying illnesses or disabilities contributing to weight gain, nor the outsized fuckery of penalizing people for eating crap like ubiquitous, fat-making HFCS or being addicted to cigarettes which our government allows tobacco companies to make increasingly more addictive, because, while those things are ALL TRUE, the average worker being subjected to this garbage isn't thinking, "This is bullshit! I am being tasked with finding an individual solution to systemic problems!" but is thinking, "Oh my god, how am I going to pay for my healthcare?" and/or "I'm a moral failure because I am fat!" and/or "CHEESUS FUCKING CHRIST THERE IS TOO MUCH PRESSURE ON ME FROM UNPAID DEBT AND UNPAID OVERTIME AT MY UNDERPAID JOB AND MY MOTHER IS COMING TO LIVE WITH ME BECAUSE SHE LOST HER HOUSE AND MY KID NEEDS NEW CLOTHES AND MY CAR'S ABOUT TO DIE AND I HAVEN'T HAD A VACATION IN TEN YEARS AND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO READ THE PAPER AND I AM GOING TO CRACK."

Hey, USians! We heard you didn't have enough stress already, so howsabout adding "quit smoking" and "lose weight" to the pile? Sound good? Great! Love, Corporate America.

That's what people are feeling. And all the arguments about "healthfulness" and "long-term costs to the collective" and whatever are not going to change the fact that hard-working and highly-stressed people are hearing, "You know that cigarette or candy bar you enjoy at the end of another shitty, soul-destroying day in the employ of a corporation who is wringing every last shred of carefreedom out of your life to maximize its profits so its CEO can have a gold-plated bidet installed in his executive bathroom? Well, YOU CAN'T HAVE IT ANYMORE. Not if you want healthcare benefits."

It doesn't matter if that thinking is right, or wrong, or ethically neutral. What matters is that's what a hell of a lot of 99 percenters are thinking. And when they think it, they aren't blaming institutional prejudice, and they're not blaming Washington, and they're sure as shit not blaming themselves for wanting the ability to exercise a little fucking control over their bodies and lives.

They're blaming corporations—their employers, and their benefits providers.

And rightfully so.

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About the same article, Digby makes a related point: "Libertarians make the argument that the government is a threat to liberty because it employs 'men with guns' who can rob you of your life and freedom. Without getting into that tired debate, I would just like to make one observation: for most Americans, the greatest threat to their freedom comes from 'men with pink slips' not men with guns, particularly now. (These men with pink slips, by the way, are exalted by 'free market' worshipers of all philosophical bents.)"

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Wank Swap: S1 E2

Brought to you by Konami, makers of Basque Basque Revolution.


With US elections just over a year away, President
Barack Obama visits Greece to urge moderation.
[Obama saying "Heyyyyy, sit on it!"]


Meanwhile:

Greek Prime Minister George Papandreou has a brilliant plan to save America, but finds himself trapped at a fundraising gala in New York.
[George Papandreou exclaims "I've pulled better finger food out of my ass."]


Previously: Season Preview, S1 E1

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



Aaron Carter: "Aaron's Party (Come Get It)"

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The Walking Thread

image of Shane wiping Grimes' face with a rag
"Wanna make out a little now?"       "Okay."

Does anyone want a The Walking Dead open thread? If so, we should have one! If there's one thing I always say Shakesville needs more of, it's zombiepocalypsy!

So just let me know if you want an open thread. Just kidding! This is one.

Let us talk about Griiiiiiiiiiiiimes! Remember when he was in Love Actually and he wore a cute zippy sweater and loved Keira Knighley? I doooooooo!

(Spoilers lurch undeadly herein.)

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Occupy Everywhere & Economic News Round-Up

image of snowpeople holding signs reading 'I have a job and an occupation' and 'no apathy' at Occupy Lancaster County
At Occupy Lancaster, one of the many smaller protests around the country, demonstrators held fast despite the unseasonably early snowfall by making snowpeople to hold their signs while they tried to stay warm in tents overnight. [Thanks to Shaker Eccaba.]
Here's some of what I've been reading this morning...

Detroit Free PressVeteran hit in head expected to recover:
An Iraq war veteran badly injured when police stormed an Occupy Oakland encampment last week is expected to make a full recovery, his roommate said Sunday.

Scott Olsen, 24, was hit in the head by a tear-gas canister fired by police trying to control a crowd on Tuesday night, according to witnesses.

Olsen was listed in critical condition at first with damage to the speech center of his brain, according to Olsen's roommate, Keith Shannon.

Although Olsen remained hospitalized Sunday and was not able to speak, doctors expect a full recovery, Shannon said.

Olsen's condition Sunday was listed as fair.
LA TimesOccupy Wall Street braces for winter:
Organizers have predicted the freezing temperatures and snow would reduce the Lower Manhattan encampment to a small assemblage through winter.

"But that's OK with us," said Richmond, 26, a carpenter from upstate New York. "The hardy will stay. The junkies will go. And in the spring all somebody has to do is declare Occupy Central Park or Occupy Union Square and everyone will return. This was just practice."

...It's also clear [authorities] don't want the demonstrators to get too comfortable.

City fire and police officials on Friday confiscated gas tanks and half a dozen generators being used for electricity in the makeshift kitchen and for media equipment. Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg had declared them a safety hazard. Organizers were baffled; they said fire marshals had inspected the park the day before and hadn't mentioned any violations.
ABC News—Occupy Veterans Movement Growing across US:
Since Occupy Wall Street protests have broken out in cities across the U.S. and abroad, support has come from what might seem like an unlikely corner: war veterans.

"For veterans especially, health care is paramount, yet is always on the table to be cut," [veteran and organizer Paige Jenkins] said in an interview with ABC News. "Vets in this movement don't want to fight anymore. We want to make peace and live peaceably. We shouldn't have to fight for our benefits, and if vets are fighting for their benefits then it can't be any better for nonvets. ... What do you think is going to happen in 2012 after everyone gets home from Iraq? No jobs, no benefits. This will not be a good scene."

...Another group that called itself Occupy Marine Corps recently posted on its Facebook page advise about how to protest in winter weather. According to a Tweet by @Kruggurl, Occupy Marine Corps has offered protesters supplies for the winter.

"We are a collection of prior service Marines intent on protecting American citizens and their ability to exercise their First Amendment rights," a spokesperson for the group said.
In other Occupy Movement news, smaller protests, like the one in Lancaster County, are starting to get more media—and police—attention...

Chicago TribuneOccupy Wall Street spinoff pickets Niles (MI) City Hall.

AP—Police break up Occupy Wall St. camp in Richmond.

Reuters—Occupy Wall Street arrests in Texas and Oregon.

The HillFears about inequality in income grow: "Two-thirds of likely voters say the American middle class is shrinking, and 55 percent believe income inequality has become a big problem for the country, according to this week's The Hill Poll. ... Majorities across practically all income levels, and all political, philosophical and racial lines agreed that the middle class is being reduced, while the bulk of respondents in each category thought income inequality was at least a moderate concern."

The New York TimesAs Meeting Approaches, Fed Panel Is Divided on Direction: "When the Federal Reserve's policy-making committee meets on Tuesday and Wednesday, 5 of the 10 voting members will arrive in open disagreement with the chairman, Ben S. Bernanke, about the direction of monetary policy. Three conservative members say the Fed has already done too much. Two liberals say the Fed needs to do much more. But it is still the chairman who determines whether the central bank should expand its campaign to stimulate growth for the third time since August, and lately Mr. Bernanke has been focused on an old theme: communicating the benefits of existing policies in order to increase their impact."

Paul Krugman in The New York TimesBombs, Bridges and Jobs: "What's bringing out the military big spenders is the approaching deadline for the so-called supercommittee to agree on a plan for deficit reduction. If no agreement is reached, this failure is supposed to trigger cuts in the defense budget. Faced with this prospect, Republicans—who normally insist that the government can't create jobs, and who have argued that lower, not higher, federal spending is the key to recovery—have rushed to oppose any cuts in military spending. Why? Because, they say, such cuts would destroy jobs."

HuffPoGOP Candidates' Plans on Economy, Housing, Challenged by Studies: "'Republicans favor tax cuts for the wealthy and corporations, but these had no stimulative effect during the George W. Bush administration, and there is no reason to believe that more of them will have any today,' writes Bruce Bartlett. He's an economist who worked for Republican congressmen and in the administrations of Presidents Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush. As for the idea that cutting regulations will lead to significant job growth, Bartlett said in an interview, 'It's just nonsense. It's just made up.' Government and industry studies support his view."

Meanwhile, in Europe...

AFP—OECD says EU economy set to 'shrink': "Top economies are slowing with the eurozone set to shrink briefly, and rapid action by European leaders to enact promised crisis measures is key to global recovery, the OECD said on Monday. The eurozone should also cut interest rates, and countries with stronger public finances undertake short-term measures to boost growth, the Organisation for Economic Cooperation and Development said."

As always, please feel welcome and encouraged to share links to things you've read or written in comments.

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Open Thread


Happy Halloween!

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Sunday Shuffle

Pearl Jam, Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town


You?

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Open Thread


Hosted by a fairytale pumpkin.

This week's open threads have been brought to you by winter squash.

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Hosted by pumpkins.

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The Virtual Pub Is Open

image of a pub photoshopped to be named 'Zombie Andrew Mellon's Pub'
[Explanations: lol your fat. pathetic anger bread. hey your gay.]

TFIF, Shakers!

Belly up to the bar,
and name your poison!


(Don't forget to tip your bartender!)

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Daily Dose of Cute

image of Zelda sitting on the couch, with the sun behind her, highlighting her tiny, triangular ears
Zelda.

image of my fingers holding out one of Zelda's ears for the camera, to show off its triangularity
Dorito Ears!

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Number of the Day

11: The number of US states that have an explicit prohibition on gay individuals and/or same-sex couples adopting a child. Senator Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY) would like to change that.

[Related Reading: What don't you lousy motherfuckers understand about keeping your noses out of our britches, our beds, and our families?]

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Quote of the Day

"You can't be a perfectly lubricated weather vane on the important issues of the day."—Republican presidential candidate Jon Huntsman, on Mitt Romney's flip-floppery.

That is also, for the record, what she said.

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Herman Cain's Campaign is a Real Thing in the Real World

Herman Cain is making stuff on the interwebs. America, I give you the current Republican front-runner:



[Transcript Follows]

There's an opening sequence that suggests the projectionist is loading the YouTube video. A cowboy on a horse rides towards the camera to generic twangy music. On screen, we see that “THERE WAS A TIME IN AMERICA WHEN A MAN WAS A MAN... “ Then the video cuts to the sheriff taking some government-paid leave.

“AND A HORSE WAS A HORSE...” [Go to hell, postmodernist eurotrash!]

Then a deputy/government employee chugs whiskey. “AND A MAN ON A HORSE WAS JUST A MAN ON A HORSE...” We see that the cowboy is carrying yellow flowers, so that's probably a BFD. [This is just like Blazing Saddles, only if it had been directed by Andrew Breibart.]

A few taxpayers stroll by, disgusted by the lazy government workers.

“UNLESS HE CARRIED EXTRANEOUS COMMA BIG FONT FOR EMPHASIS YELLOW FLOWERS” [But not roses. And certainly not bread.]

Women scurry away from the cowboy, as he comments on their chicken. I think this is supposed to be sexy. Presumably there's some kind of joke here? I don't hang out in sports bars, so I don't really get the reference.

“Cock-a-doodle-do, Ma'am”

[Wow, this dude harasses women, but he's also a gentleman and holy non-sequitur what the hell is going on, we're forty-five seconds into this garbage already.]

“CTV [Isn't that Canadian?] PRESENTS: HE CARRIED YELLOW FLOWERS”

Cowboy ass shot.
Cowboy using rope shot.
Cowboy wearing moon boots while not really bow-legged shot.

The cowboy knocks on the door, because apparently having women scurry away from you is code for “Yes, please come into my cabin.”

The drunken sheriff mocks the man's gay looking flowers. Also, they are YELLOW flowers.

'Hey look at me, the Montana Territory is paying me to get pissed on my 3-hour lunch break!'

Daaaamn! One of the men accuses our hero of being “as yellow as those flowers there.”

Witty rejoinder: “Why does it always have to be about color, what are you guys, liberals?” [Did you notice one of the guys was black? Did you?!? He's such a reverse racist.]

The reverse-racist responds that he's a “card carrying” liberal [Hey, remember Dukakis?], and spits on our hero's moonboot.

A fight breaks out, and the opening chords of a Monkees song plays in the background for some reason.

In perhaps the video's most Brechtian moment, a Hollywood director in baggy pants yells cut, and everything stops.

A conventionally attractive young woman offers the cowboy a watermelon-mango margarita, because all actors are homos who sip fruity drinks like little girls. Because she's a lady, the dude gives her shit about wanting a straw. Then he threatens to fire her.

A woman praises the man and does his girly makeup, but he cuts the dumb bitch down to size.

As it turns out, the actor is Nick Searcy. [You know, the guy who played Tom Hanks's friend in Cast Away? No, not the volleyball.]

Nick Searcy levels with us. He's not a tough guy because he says catch phrases like “hope” and “change.” [Would those be catch words?] He also doesn't have a fancy teleprompter like those rich-ass community organizers, just fyi.

Then, over 140 seconds into this train wreck, Nick Searcy tells us about Herman Cain. He's a real thing in the real world. He urges us to “get real” and vote for Cain, as dudes beat each other up in the background.

Herman Cain and Nick Searcy are sexy, apparently. OMG IS THIS CAMPAIGN VIDEO HITTING ON ME?

Cowboy Searcy urges the public not to get distracted by trivial things this election season, all while joking with his Hollywood director. Then he gets so distracted while threatening a liberal that he forgets his line.

And then Herman Cain smirks at us for some reason. [Probably because he knows you aren't getting the last three-and-a-half minutes of your life back.]

As Cain fades out, Cowboy Searcy hits on a lady by yelling “nice chicken, honey!” Then he gives us a wink and a thumbs up as he goes into the cabin, presumably to have some sort of freaky Dadaist sex.

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Canadian Women Take Soccer Gold at Pan Am Games

Alright, this is Caitie the football* fan here, and Caitie the Canuck too, saying "Go Canada Go" to our talented women's team. Shockingly turfed out of the World Cup this summer in no uncertain terms, a big surprise coming after our second Gold Cup championship in 2010, this didn't look like it was going to be much of a year for Karina LeBlanc and the women footballers of Canada.

But then they sent half of the World Cup team to the Pan Am Games, a competition open to nations up and down the Americas, athletes from anywhere between Ellesmere Island and Tierra del Fuego. The US team didn't attend, and Brasil were without their stellar forward and five-time World Player of the Year, Marta, but in Thursday night's final in Guadalajara, Mexico, the Canadian goalkeeper (LeBlanc) stopped two penalties by Brasil's shooters, while the Canadians put all theirs into the net, for a 4-3 victory in the shootout.

The game had looked a disaster for Canada early, giving up a goal only four minutes in, but control went back and forth before Christine Sinclair (Canada's all-time top scorer, with 117 goals in 163 appearances, as of June 30 this year) managed to finally head home a corner taken by fierce terrier/midfielder Diana Matheson (another long-time veteran of the Canadian team - all 5'0.25" of her) in the 88th minute. Two 15-minute periods of extra time settled nothing, though both sides had chances, leading to the penalty shootout.

Speaking personally as a goalkeeper, I understand LeBlanc's statement that she enjoys shootouts. I hate them as a fan, hate the tension and the irrelevance to the game, but as a player, they thrill me. The only championship my current team won, for several years, was a cup competition in which we endured two penalty shootouts - the semi-final and the final. In both - I swear this is literally true, every word - I saved all five of my opponents' shots, and scored the only one of five for us. Best two games I ever played, stopping ten penalties. Time used to be that when stopping penalties, the strategy for keepers was to guess-and-leap, hoping you'd got the right direction. Some keepers, and I'm among them, have come more recently to the conclusion that, in fact, they're the easiest shots keepers ever face, in some ways. Consider: you know when it's coming, who's taking it, there's no one else in the way, and you don't have to worry about a rebound (as the ball is dead when it ceases forward motion in shootouts). Every advantage is mine.

Well, except for the 24-foot wide net, with the crossbar eight feet up. But other than that...

Anyway, big congratulations to the Canadian women's team for their stellar success throughout the tournament, almost completely unnoticed by our national media - five games in seven days! What a grueling schedule.

* AKA soccer, for you folk who think a game where only a very few people ever touch the ball with their feet should be called "football": see NFL/gridiron, CFL-Canadian style, et c.. :)

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Friday Blogaround

This blogaround brought to you by a spoon. (There is no spoon!)

Recommended Reading:

Happy Fourth Blogiversary to Shaker Moderator Scott Madin!

Jos: Girl Scouts of Colorado Support Transgender Youth

Resistance: "At last, honors for the first black Marines."

Latoya: [TW for rape culture and gender essentialism] Because Amber Cole Is Just a Kid and Boys Learn to Be Boys

Adrienne: [TW for racism and appropriation] Open Letter to the PocaHotties and Indian Warriors This Halloween

Jorge: [TW for racism and racist violence] Teen Accused in James Anderson's Killing Linked to Other Hate Crimes

[Trigger warning for homophobia and anti-gay violence] I have been closely following news about the murder of Stuart Walker, a gay man who was murdered in Scotland, not just because I have gay family in Scotland, and not just because I regularly write about homophobic violence, but because of the multiple rumors surrounding the killing, including a teen girl gang originally being sought and the rape accusations against the victim by a convicted rapist. So much fuckery. So much to be deconstructed, I don't even know where to begin. See Andy here and here.

Leave your links and recommendations in comments...

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If It's Friday, It's Tae Brooks!



Tae Brooks: "Pray"

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Wank Swap: S1 E1

Airing at 2200 GMT:


The grim specter of zombie Andrew Mellon returns to haunt Germany.
[Zombie Andrew Mellon stands in front of the
Brandenburg Gate moaning "You owe me your braaaaainnnz!"]


Meanwhile...

While visiting southern Indiana, German Chancellor Angela Merkel finds a surprising inspiration for future economic policy.
[Angela Merkel stands in front of a Waffle House,
thinking "Maybe I'll chunk it."]


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An Observation

It occurs to me that many things in this culture might be very different if we referred to women and men not as "opposite sexes," but complementary ones.

Not disparate and mutually exclusive constructs, not pieces of a binary opposition, not foes who do battle, but bookends, in between which exist a spectrum of experience and presentation.

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



The Beat: "Mirror in the Bathroom"

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Occupy Everywhere & Economic News Round-Up

image of injured Occupy Oakland protester Scott Olsen holding a sign at a protest before he was injured
Occupy Oakland protestor and veteran Scott Olsen holds a banner at a protest
before he was injured (TW for image at link). [Keith Shannon photo; via.]

The GuardianOccupy Oakland protester Scott Olsen awake ahead of brain surgery:
Scott Olsen, the Iraq war veteran who suffered serious head injuries after being hit by a projectile fired by police during the Occupy Oakland protests, has woken up and is lucid as he awaits surgery, hospital officials and family members have said.

Olsen, a 24-year-old former US Marine, was struck in the head during anti-Wall Street protests on Tuesday night. He has been upgraded from critical to fair condition.

Olsen "responded with a very large smile" to a visit from his parents, Highland General hospital spokesman Warren Lyons said. "He's able to understand what's going on. He's able to write and hear but has a little difficulty with his speech," Lyons said.
Dahlia Lithwick at SlateOccupy the No-Spin Zone: One of the best things about Occupy Wall Street is the way it confuses and ignores the shrill pundit class: "Think, for just a moment, about the irony. We are the most media-saturated 24-hour-cable-soaked culture in the world, and yet around the country, on Facebook and at protests, people are holding up cardboard signs, the way protesters in ancient Sumeria might have done when demonstrating against a rise in the price of figs. And why is that? Because they very wisely don't trust television cameras and microphones to get it right anymore. Because a media constructed around the illusion of false equivalencies, screaming pundits, and manufactured crises fails to capture who we are and what we value."

PoliticoOccupy to march on NYC banks: "Occupy Wall Street protesters will march to five banks in Manhattan on Friday and deliver thousands of letters to the companies—in the form of a 'mass paper airplane throwing.' ... Thousands of letters that were submitted to occupytheboardroom.org will be folded into paper airplanes, and at some of the banks, protesters will execute a 'mass paper airplane throwing event,' after which the planes will be collected in a large mailbag and left in the lobbies of the banks."

Google—What search trends tell us about Occupy Wall Street and the Tea Party: "Search interest for [Occupy Wall Street] jumped ahead of the [Tea Party] on September 24, and hasn't looked back. In a historical context, when viewing the snapshot of their nascent birth, we can see the peak of [Occupy Wall Street] has slightly more interest in American than searches for the [Tea Party] did during the groups peak in 2009."

Brian Tashman at Right Wing Watch—Pat Robertson: Christians Should Oppose Occupy Wall Street: "On The 700 Club [yesterday], Pat Robertson told a questioner that Christians should not be involved in the economic justice movement Occupy Wall Street. Robertson dubbed the protests 'atavistic' and a 'rebellion' with 'no purpose' behind it. The televangelist even warned that the movement 'could be used for radicals who want to destroy this nation.' While Occupy Wall Street tackles issues of inequality and avarice in the financial system, Robertson alleged that it has nothing to do with Christian virtues of righteousness and fighting oppression. This wouldn't be the first time Robertson chastised Occupy Wall Street. He previously called the protestors 'nuts' and 'clowns' who are being used by President Obama to 'revolt'."

Speaking of Obama and his alleged revolution against Big Money (lulz)...

New York TimesObama Backers Tied to Lobbies Raise Millions: "Despite a pledge not to take money from lobbyists, President Obama has relied on prominent supporters who are active in the lobbying industry to raise millions of dollars for his re-election bid. At least 15 of Mr. Obama's 'bundlers'—supporters who contribute their own money to his campaign and solicit it from others—are involved in lobbying for Washington consulting shops or private companies. They have raised more than $5 million so far for the campaign. Because the bundlers are not registered as lobbyists with the Senate, the Obama campaign has managed to avoid running afoul of its self-imposed ban on taking money from lobbyists."

Meanwhile, in Europe...

Paul Krugman in the New York TimesThe Path Not Taken: "Financial markets are cheering the deal that emerged from Brussels early Thursday morning. Indeed, relative to what could have happened—an acrimonious failure to agree on anything—the fact that European leaders agreed on something, however vague the details and however inadequate it may prove, is a positive development. But it's worth stepping back to look at the larger picture, namely the abject failure of an economic doctrine—a doctrine that has inflicted huge damage both in Europe and in the United States. The doctrine in question amounts to the assertion that, in the aftermath of a financial crisis, banks must be bailed out but the general public must pay the price."

And in related news...

Corynne McSherry at the Electronic Frontier Foundation—Disastrous IP Legislation Is Back—And It's Worse Than Ever: "As with its Senate-side evil sister, PROTECT-IP, SOPA would require service providers to 'disappear' certain websites, endangering Internet security and sending a troubling message to the world: it's okay to interfere with the Internet, even effectively blacklisting entire domains, as long as you do it in the name of IP enforcement. Of course blacklisting entire domains can mean turning off thousands of underlying websites that may have done nothing wrong. And in what has to be an ironic touch, the very first clause of SOPA states that it shall not be 'construed to impose a prior restraint on free speech.' As if that little recitation could prevent the obvious constitutional problem in what the statute actually does."

They're coming after our ability to connect and organize, folks.

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Hosted by spaghetti squash.

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Question of the Day

By what part of your current self do you think your younger self would be pleasantly surprised?

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Photo of the Day

picture of an Italian Greyhound dressed as an AT-AT from Star Wars
Yes, this is obviously going to be Dudley's Halloween costume.

[H/T to every single humanoid in the multiverse, and my thanks to each and every one of you for sending it along!]

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Multidisciplinary Genius

Hey, remember our friend David Barton, whose very smart ideas about education we were just discussing yesterday...? Well, it turns out he's a genius about feminism, too.

On a Believers Voice of Victory episode that aired today, David Barton told televangelist Kenneth Copeland that women are most elevated in a society that has "conformed to the Scriptures." Citing Religious Right activist Rabbi Daniel Lapin, Barton said that the Bible is actually the basis of women's rights, while in "Islam" and secular societies like France and "the Norwegian countries," women have fewer rights and less respect.
Oh, he's also a ninth degree black belt geography master. FYI.

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Hobbity

image of Billy Boyd, Elijah Wood, Dominic Monaghan, and Sean Astin having a drink

Do you want to see a neat little video of the gentlemen who played Sam, Frodo, Merry, and Pippin hanging out together, made in conjunction with Empire magazine's LOTR 10th anniversary issue? Of course you do, because you're a nerd. Go look at it!

True Fact 1: The first book(s) that Iain and I ever talked about was Lord of the Rings, and the first movie we ever saw in the theater together was The Fellowship of the Rings.

True Fact 2: We own at seven different Lord of the Rings board games, and a Lord of the Rings chess set.

True Fact 3: We are hardcore nerds no doy.

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Daily Dose of Cute

This video does not even do justice to how hilariously pathetic Dudley was being the other night, but I tried to capture and convey the desperate angst as best as I could.

Agony Antler: Dudley has an antler tragedy, but, luckily, I am able to save the day with my human problem-solving skills and opposable thumbery.

Text Onscreen: I bought the dogs a pair of naturally shed elk antlers to chew on… [picture of two sections of elk antler] It was a HIGH VALUE TREAT, so Dudley immediately grabbed his and ran down the hall with it to the office, where he takes all HIGH VALUE TREATS. [retrospective video of Dudley taking a pig's ear from me and running down the hall with it] But, pretty soon, there was an evident problem… [video of Zelda chewing contentedly on her antler; I pan to the left, and Dudley is lying pitiably on the floor with no antler. I say, "Dudley, where's yours? Where's your antler? Where did you put it?" He looks miserable. "Are you pathetic?" I ask.] Yes. Very pathetic. [video of Dudley lying with his face right next to Zelda, staring at her while she chews contentedly on her antler, which she has not immediately lost like a glaikit] I went to the office to look for it. I looked all over and couldn't find it. I looked in the guest room, the bathroom, the loft…no sign of it. Dudley continued to look pathetic. [video of Dudley looking pathetic beside Zelda] I finally thought to look under the bookshelf that's right next to Dudley's bed in the office. And there it was. [picture of the antler placed to show that's there's just exactly enough room for it to slide under the bookshelf] I returned Dudley's antler to him, and the world was a just and joyful place once again. [video of Zelda and Dudley lying on their beds in the office, chewing happily on their antlers; video of Dudley resting on his bed, holding onto his antler with one paw] The End. [picture of Dudz and Zelly together on one bed labeled "Two Dogs!"]
He literally must have run into the office with it, dropped it, and watched it skid under the bookshelf instantly, lol. He is SUCH a hapless goofball.

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Sure.

In case you missed it, DeLorean is back, with an electric engine natch. For $90,000, why not buy two?


[DeLorean 2: This Time it's Environmentalable*]


*FYI, that's a photo of the planned 2014 DeLorean, not the 1982 model.

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An Observation

It is amazing to me how many companies, in the year 2011, will not talk to me even if both Iain's and my names are on the account.

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Number of the Day

Zero: The amount of credibility megapastor Joel Osteen has on the subject of gay people's lives—or any subject, for that matter, with the possible exceptions of "How to Gain Notoriety and Wealth by Exploiting Bigotry in the Name of the Lord" and "I Am a Shameless Fartsack."

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Quote of the Day

"What Shannon and Casey are seeking is the same treatment that their straight counterparts, who are legally married, receive every day without question and take for granted."Aubrey Sarvis, executive director of the Servicemembers Legal Defense Network, who is organizing a lawsuit brought by Massachusetts Army National Guard Major Shannon McLaughlin, 41, her wife, Casey, 34, five other troops, and two career Army and Navy veterans, who are "challenging the constitutionality of the federal ban on gay marriage and federal policy that define a spouse as a person of the opposite sex."

This was the inevitable result once Don't Ask Don't Tell was rescinded, because now DOMA prevents spouses of legally married gay servicemembers from accessing benefits provided to spouses of married straight servicemembers by the Pentagon and the Department of Veterans Affairs, including "military identification cards, access to bases, recreational programs, spousal support groups and burial rights at national cemeteries." Maj. Shannon McLaughlin, for example, is able to enroll their 10-month-old twins in her military-provided healthcare plan, but is not allowed to add her wife Casey, who instead has to pay about $700 monthly for her own healthcare coverage, despite the fact they are Massachusetts residents who are legally married in their state.

This patchwork of rights and access is unsustainable. It's only a matter of time before the US federal government is forced to recognize same-sex marriage, and soon thereafter the entire house of bigoted cards will crumble. Heh heh heh.

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FYI

Hillary Clinton has been thinking about the limits of might and the advantages of cooperation for a very long time. She's also been thinking about how to leverage and maximize diffuse power, and the value of negotiation and alliances, for a very long time. Basically, she is very smart and competent. And probably a little under-utilized and marginalized, even though her personal experience makes her uniquely qualified as a leader and statesperson for this moment in history. But she does her job damn well anyway, because that's how Hils rolls.

This is all nooz.

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Three Birds. One Show.

1. Europe: Yeeeeeaaaaah, not so much. (Well...)
2. The United States: SUPERCONGRESS!
3. NBC: The Playboy Club (Whoops!)

Europe and the US clearly need to try something different, and NBC's desperate for a brand new show that's basically just a slightly repackaged version of an existing show.

I give you Wank Swap, the new reality show where European and American leaders trade places to weigh in on important issues of economic policy.

Because I once had forty-five minutes of free time and something resembling Photoshop, I've been able to track down some stills from the first season:


[French President Nicolas Sarkozy struggles to give the tiniest infinitesimal fuck about a county fair in US Representative John Boehner's southwestern Ohio Congressional district.]



[US Senator Mitch McConnell beats a hasty retreat through the Frankfurt airport after disrupting a European Central Bank meeting to suggest that Belgium could really "lighten up".]



[US Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner saves London from a dalek, or vice versa.]



[In season one's most shocking episode, Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi serves as New Jersey's governor for four months. His cover is blown during an impromptu concert with the floating head and torso of White House Council for Community Solutions member Jon Bon-Jovi.]



[In a very special episode, Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper makes a guest appearance, cooking dinner for The Beaver the son of ECB president Jean-Claude Trichet. Portugal is doomed to a thousand years of hyperinflation.]


I'm not saying that this show is a good idea. I just think it's a lot better than anything anyone's tried so far.

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



The Selecter: "Missing Words"

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If Only Women Could Think for Themselves...!

Then we wouldn't need laws like this:

One of the nation's most restrictive abortion laws went into effect Wednesday in North Carolina after a federal judge temporarily halted the law's most controversial requirement — that a woman getting an abortion must first view a narrated ultrasound image of the fetus.

U.S. District Court Judge Catherine Eagles ordered a preliminary injunction late Tuesday, ruling that the ultrasound requirement likely violates patients' First Amendment rights.

She upheld other sections of the law, including a 24-hour waiting period to provide information on abortion risks and alternatives.
Because adult women are actually ninny-brained infants who need forcible help making decisions about their own bodies, and not autonomous rational actors who have already made a considered choice for themselves to terminate before they make an appointment for the actual medical procedure.

Well, at least the mandated ultrasound portion has been blocked, and the ACLU is on the case.
The American Civil Liberties Union and four pro-choice groups contended in a lawsuit filed last month that requiring women to view ultrasound images and providing an opportunity to hear the fetal heartbeat promotes government-mandated ideology. Proponents of the law, passed by the Republican-controlled Legislature in July over the veto of Democratic Gov. Beverly Perdue, say the requirement would promote childbirth and protect women from emotional trauma.

...Eagles said the provision is "likely to harm the psychological health of the very group the state purports to protect."
Indeed.

Again I will note—as I do each time one of these mandated ultrasound bills is being debated with the inevitable justification that its supporters are just trying to Very Helpfully "provide women with more information"—that if an altruistic helpfulness were the authentic motivation, then women would be offered a choice as to whether they want to get the ultrasound.

But, of course, these paternalistic scolds are not offering anything kind or decent; they are merely demanding the legal right to try to shame women into not getting abortions, because they believe, wrongly, that women seeking abortions are in denial about being pregnant, or detached from their natural desire to mother, or some other nonsense, and if only they see a picture of the BABY! they will change their fickle and delicate minds.

Being forced to view an ultrasound does not, however, change the reality for a pregnant woman—and there are few minds less persuadable than the mind of a woman who does not want to be pregnant. Which is why even straight-up criminalizing abortion doesn't stop women from getting them.

Forcing a pregnant person to look at an ultrasound will not change the circumstances that made her seek an abortion: If you don't want a child, if you can't afford a child, if you had a contraceptive failure, if you were raped, if you just lost your job, if you found out the fetus will die as soon as it's born, if you're pregnant by someone who became abusive, if you've been diagnosed with a life threatening illness, or a non-life threatening but life-changing illness or disability, if your existing child has become ill, if your spouse has become ill, if your parent has become ill, if your psychiatric medication is incompatible with pregnancy, if you lost your health insurance, if…if…if a million other variables, if any of a million reasons why women seek abortions, looking at an ultrasound will not matter.

The Ultrasound Gang just can't conceive that there are women who make the measured, rational, self-interested decision to terminate a pregnancy. "But there's a BABY in there!" they insist, and they don't understand that there are millions of women who will reply, with or without regret, "Yes, I know. That's the problem."

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Top Chef: Just Desserts Open Thread


I finally ordered cable. Neat, huh? But guess what! The cable descrambler (do they still call them that?) they sent me was defective and I was unable to watch last night's finale of Pink Donuts. Whut? Finale?! I thought there were still like 17 contestants to blow through before we got to the end of this trainwreck. Wevs. So, I missed the whole season. Anyway, since Craig left I couldn't be arsed to care. RIP Craig! Your goofy smile and naïveté will be missed. Sad face.

Last night's finale will be discussed in detail, including the not-very-surprising winner, so if you haven't seen it, and still care, pack your coax splitters and go...

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Occupy Everywhere & Economic News Round-Up

a person in dark clothes, standing with a bicycle, sprays 'illegal,' with upside-down A, on a brick wall in Oakland
An Occupy Oakland protester spraypaints the side of a building during a march on Wednesday, Oct. 26, 2011, in Oakland, Calif. [AP Photo]
San Francisco ChronicleIraq vet injured in Oakland in critical condition:
The most seriously wounded [in the Oakland clash with police] was Scott Olsen, 24, of Daly City, a member of Iraq Veterans Against the War, who was listed in critical condition Wednesday at Highland General Hospital in Oakland.

The antiwar group said Olsen, a systems administrator at a San Francisco software firm, suffered a skull fracture when he was hit by a "blunt object." Olsen joined the U.S. Marines in 2006, served two tours in Iraq, and was discharged in 2010, the group said.

Video footage distributed on the Internet shows a protester, identified by the antiwar group as Olsen, being carried away by others with a head wound. The cause was unclear. While he lay wounded, the footage appears to show an officer tossing something - perhaps a tear gas canister - toward people trying to help him.

"I think it is a sad state of affairs when a Marine can't assemble peacefully in the streets without getting injured," said Jose Sanchez, executive director of Iraq Veterans Against the War.
The Guardian—Olsen "has a fractured skull and brain swelling after allegedly being hit by a police projectile."
The Guardian spoke to people with Olsen at the hospital. Adele Carpenter, who knows Olsen through his involvement with anti-war groups, said she arrived at the hospital at 11pm on Tuesday night.

Carpenter said she was told by a doctor at the hospital that Olsen had a skull fracture and was in a "serious but stable" condition. She said he had been sedated and was unconscious.

"I'm just absolutely devastated that someone who did two tours of Iraq and came home safely is now lying in a US hospital because of the domestic police force," Carpenter said.
But don't worry—there's going to be an investigation by "Oakland's independent police review body" and I'm sure they'll totally get to the bottom of this is a very responsible way, just like the jurors in the Oscar Grant trial. The one thing that definitely helps curb out-of-control police forces is a total lack of accountability.

Here's some of the other stuff I've been reading this morning...

New York Daily NewsOccupy Wall Street protesters in NYC proclaim solidarity with demonstrators in Oakland, Atlanta: "Protesters stormed through downtown Manhattan on Wednesday night to proclaim solidarity with fellow demonstrators who were forced out of encampments in Oakland, Calif., and Atlanta, Ga. ... At least 10 people were arrested as the wild mob took to the streets towards Union Square chanting, 'Oakland to NYC, stop police brutality'." (lol your "wild mob.")

Nicholas Kristof in the New York TimesCrony Capitalism Comes Home: "[W]hile alarmists seem to think that the movement is a 'mob' trying to overthrow capitalism, one can make a case that, on the contrary, it highlights the need to restore basic capitalist principles like accountability. To put it another way, this is a chance to save capitalism from crony capitalists."

Richard Wolff in the GuardianHow the 1% got richer, while the 99% got poorer: "The CBO numbers teach some basic lessons. First, the last 30 years of ideological preaching about the superiority of private, deregulated, market-driven capitalism served to enable and mask one of the largest and fastest upward redistributions of income in modern history."

New York TimesEurope Agrees to Basics of Plan to Resolve Euro Crisis: "European leaders, in a significant step toward resolving the euro zone financial crisis, early Thursday morning obtained an agreement from banks to take a 50 percent loss on the face value of their Greek debt. ... The leaders agreed on Wednesday on a plan to force the Continent's banks to raise new capital to insulate them from potential sovereign debt defaults. But there was little detail on how the Europeans would enlarge their bailout fund to achieve their goal of $1.4 trillion to better protect Italy and Spain."

US Department of Commerce, Bureau of Economic Analysis—National Income and Product Accounts: Gross Domestic Product, 3rd quarter 2011: "Real gross domestic product—the output of goods and services produced by labor and property located in the United States—increased at an annual rate of 2.5 percent in the third quarter of 2011 (that is, from the second quarter to the third quarter) according to the 'advance' estimate released by the Bureau of Economic Analysis."

That's an improvement on second quarter numbers, which saw a real GDP increase of 1.3%, and, in a healthy economy, 2.5% growth would be fine, but, during a long and deep recession with high unemployment, we need something a lot more robust than that to achieve meaningful recovery in a reasonable timeframe. Slow growth just means more people fall off the edge.

Speaking of falling off the edge...

Liz Dwyer at Good: What Do Obama's Student Loan Reforms Mean for You? "While the income-based reform is a step in the right direction projected to help around 1.6 million students, Radhika Singh Miller, a program manager for educational debt relief and outreach at the nonprofit Equal Justice Works, notes it will only benefit students who are starting college next year or later. 'For those of us who've already borrowed and are buried in student debt,' she says, the plan offers no help. ... [N]one of the reforms will reduce the total amount you owe, and they won't affect loans borrowed directly from a bank to help with college expenses. 'People still need to be proactive about avoiding those private loans,' she says, because they aren't eligible for income-based repayment plans or consolidation. If you don't, you're really 'at the mercy of a private lenders. All the things you see that come with federal loans—like deferments and forebearance—aren't standard with private loans.' If the Obama Administration put some consumer protections back into the private loan industry, Miller says, that would help millions."

If.

Meanwhile, in GOP Primaryland...

CNN/TIME Poll: Romney Leads Republican Rivals in First Four Primary States. Yikes.

Not that any of the rest of 'em are any better, of course.

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Hosted by pie pumpkins.

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Question of the Day

Suggested by Shaker monoglot: What do you like best about the age you are now?

I'm 37, and the thing I like most about this age, which I've enjoyed through much of my thirties, is that I feel very securely in my adulthood, while still feeling very much like a young person.

In my twenties, I didn't feel like a proper grown-up until I was 27, and, even then, I didn't have the sense of self or the centeredness or the contentment I have now.

I'm enjoying this feeling while it lasts, and I'm looking forward with anticipation, and not a smidgeon of dread, to feeling very much like an old person, if I am given the much-desired fate of getting there.

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What I'm Watching


Via The Daily What: "iGlide of Remote Kontrol Dance Crew fame (previously) does his dubstep thing to Christina Aguilera. Clearly he did not get the memo about the human body and how it's not supposed to be able to move like that."

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Quote of the Day

"This book right here, every Bible says, in Proverbs 1:7, 'The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge.' … If you want education you better include the fear of God, if you want to be a good scientist you better include the fear of God, if you want to be a good musician—1962, '63, the US Supreme Court in three decisions said no more fear of God in education, we want education to be secular. All right, that's a theological issue. How's that working out? In 1962, '63, America was number one in the world in literacy, we are now number sixty-five in the world in literacy. We don't have the fear of the Lord, because guess what, we don't have knowledge, it goes down."—Solid logic from evangelical minister David Barton, who you also may know as the founder of WallBuilders, an organization dedicated to exposing as a myth the Constitutional basis for the separation of church and state, or as the former co-chair of the Republican Party of Texas.

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I Guess Nostradamus Was Right

First William Shatner covered Iron Man, and now this. It's like I'm living in Bizarro World on Opposite Day:

1) There's a proposal out there "to slice $3 trillion from the [US] federal budget over the next decade through significant cuts to federal health programs, including Medicare, and as much as $1.3 trillion in new taxes."

2) That proposal is coming from Congressional Democrats.

3) Irrespective of the Democrats' push to make "significant cuts to federal health programs, including Medicare", SUPER CONGRESS! appears to be at an impasse.

4) There are only four weeks left until OMG BUDGET CRISIS! OMFG BUDGPOCOLYPSE!!! OFMGBBQ BUDGETMAGEDDON!!!1!!

5) Nobody didn't see this one coming. Nobody.

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Indiana Continues to Bear the Hideous Fruits of Unchecked Conservative Governance

[Trigger warning for disablism, classism, and racism.]

Me, in February, responding to Most Willfully Stupid Person in the World David Brooks' gushing boycrush on my garbage governor Mitch Daniels:

[N]aturally Daniels proudly "spoke of...the education program that will give scholarships to students in failing schools so they can choose another." And while he talks a good game about how students from low-income families should have the same chance to attend a private school as students from wealthy families (as if a scholarship program for some poor kids really levels the playing field), the Indiana Coalition for Public Education has quite rightly noted that "taxpayer money shouldn't be directed to private schools, which can deny admission to certain students." The proposal thus stands to "reverse the state's progress on desegregation efforts."

Mitch Daniels' policies are consistently rooted in the conservative pipedream (which Brooks sooooooo loves) that there's no such thing as institutional bias and everyone can achieve precisely the same things if only they work hard enough. Just give poor people the same opportunities, and failure can thus be regarded as unassailable evidence of laziness.

Except: Shitty healthcare they can't afford and competition for education vouchers that favor low-income students who come from home environments that already give them a good chance of success, despite poverty, does not the same opportunities as wealth provides make.

Especially when rerouting tax dollars to private institutions that may select for existing biases means marginalized students may end up with the choice between shitty private schools and a shitty public school system. Swell.
The Associated Press, yesterday: Indianapolis Chief: Charter Schools Turning Away Homeless, Disabled: "The superintendent of the state's largest school district requested a state investigation Monday into his allegations that charter schools are turning away homeless and disabled students in violation of state and federal laws."

This, despite the fact that the same superintendent last week swore: "We take everybody that come through the door, whether they are blind, crippled, crazy."

Yeah, he's a real charmer.

Suffice it to say that discriminatory policies that target students by wealth disproportionately affect students of color, so in addition to being explicitly disablist and classist, this alleged practice is implicitly racist, too.

Anyway. Welcome to Indiana: What happens when you let Republicans run rampant with no meaningful checks or balances. Bootstrap Paradise.

[H/T to Shaker PK.]

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Inspiration -- Beware All Squash, I'm Coming For You

OK -- So, I've purchased my pumpkins, and while recent years have provided some pretty good porch decorations at Casa Portly, I think this year I will try a new approach, now that I've found what is undoubtedly the most amazing pumpkin-carving I've ever seen.

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Of course, now I'm wondering how the artist gets these pieces to remain this gorgeous, as my greatest sadness as a squash manipulator is that they seem very vulnerable to entropy.

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Daily Dose of Cute

image of Zelda lying on the living room floor
Zelda

Looking at older pictures now, I notice how her face has changed since we adopted her in July: She's filled out, care of a diligent regimen of treats, no more gaunt cheeks (or jutting backbone), and, as she's settled in, her face has relaxed. Her ears move around more, and her jaw is no longer clenched with anxiety. That she feels part of our family now is literally written on her face.

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This is a real thing in the world.

a picture of the Wahlburgers restaurant facade, into which I've photoshopped a picture of Mark Wahlberg saying, 'Have you tried these burgers? You gotta try these burgers! Say hello to your mother for me!'

Wahlburgers. A restaurant/cafe in Hingham, Massachusetts, at which you can "enjoy fresh ground beef burgers made to order, hot dogs, frappes, rock tunes and more!" Owned and operated by the Wahlberg brothers: Actors/singers/producers Mark and Donnie Wahlberg and chef Paul Wahlberg.

When Kenny Blogginz told me about this last night, I thought he was kidding.

True Fact: I attended not one, not two, but FIVE New Kids on the Block concerts back in the day, and I know all the back-up dancer choreography from Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch's "Good Vibrations" video, because no doy who doesn't, amirite?

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Y'all Know What's Still Relevant?

Eyes on the Prize. I've been re-watching the aforementioned PBS documentary about the struggle for racial equality in the US.

Once I reacquainted myself with the idea that PBS was airing documentaries back when Ken Burns was flipping burgers at Rax (technically Eyes on the Prize first ran only three years before The Civil War, but wev), a few things stood out.

To me it's clear that in the past sixty years the US has moved a long ways towards racial equality, yet we still have a long ways to go.

More than that, Eyes on the Prize contains an amazing array of primary sources, and it is awesome. It turns out that back in the day:

Activists made surprisingly moderate demands.
Bigots and naysayers made familiar excuses.
Politicians and other powerful leaders often displayed a healthy dose of cynicism. (Ooops, your phone negotiations have been recorded for posterity!)

None of that was a surprise to me, mind you. However, in light of the past couple of years, OMFG is the stuff in that documentary familiar to me. It's like history contains lessons for the present or some shit.

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Wednesday Blogaround

This blogaround brought to you by the stony stare of a judgmental owl.

Recommended Reading:

Lori: UN Report Says All States Should Provide Access to Safe Abortion, Contraception

Richard: Occupy Wall Street Protests the Result of 'Frustration,' Obama Tells Jay Leno

Gabe: The Michael Moore Problem

Gini: What Do Afghan Women Want?

BeckySharper: [TW for misogyny] The Ultra-Orthodox: Old World Misogyny in the New World

Teresa: [TW for racism] Zurana Horton Is a Hero

Renee: [TW for sexual violence and racism] Why #teamambercole Matters

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The Finicky Farmer: Lantern Festival

Help out the Crunk Feminist Collective by supporting their Feminism 101 Workshop, if you can!

And Jay Smooth is collecting parodies of Herman Cain's ridiculous campaign ad. He says Colbert's is better than his, but his is still my favorite.

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Occupy Oakland Conflagration

In this morning's Economic News Round-Up, I linked one story about the police action against Occupy Oakland protesters last night, but I also wanted to provide a dedicated thread to that serious incident, at which more than 100 people were arrested and many injured by the "non-lethal weaponry," i.e. concussion grenades, beanbags, and rubber bullets, that were used to disperse the crowd stop people from making use of their rights of assembly and free speech.

Aaron Bady has an excellent timeline and firsthand account of events here.

Malia Wollan and J. David Goodman have a great, comprehensive compilation of video and images here, where I direct you with the warning that there are graphic images of injuries sustained by protesters.

Raw Story details, with video footage, the story of the Marine veteran who was injured "after being shot at point-blank range with bean bags or rubber bullets by police."

This Burrito's got a gallery of images from the past couple of days here.

Also see: David Atkins.

There's not a whole lot I've got to say about this authoritarian bullshit at the moment, but I will note the increasing absurdity of conservatives who call Obama's tax policy "class warfare" while 99 percenters are literally being brutalized in the streets by agents of the state.

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Systemic Sickness

by Shaker Erica

I learned a useful new term from a friend the other day—the 'L-curve.' It's that graph you've probably seen around a lot of the Occupy Wall Street coverage, that line that shows wealth distribution across a specific population. A straight line means that the wealth is distributed evenly, and a lopsided, sagging curve means it's not. And these days, obviously, it's really, really not.

The blatant injustice of that is enough to piss off most of us on the face of it, but a recent post by Maia Szalavitz on Time.com's Healthland blog calls attention to a handful of studies that show that this kind of economic inequality doesn't just affect our pocketbooks. It affects our health. Our actual, physical health.

Szalavitz writes: "A growing body of research suggests that such inequality—more so than income or absolute wealth alone—has a profound influence on a population's health, in every socioeconomic group from rich to middle class to poor."

Yeah, you read that right—even that elusive 1% can't escape it.

It all comes down to the inherent stress of a stratified culture:

As studies of wild baboons in Africa have shown, there are certain key side effects of inequality—namely, stress. Baboons have a rigidly enforced social hierarchy in which fights to win alpha status are common and higher-ranking males constantly abuse and bully those below them. Not surprisingly, this results in chronically elevated levels of stress hormones in the lower ranks.
But:
[A] study found that alpha males—those at the very peak of the hierarchy—were actually just as stressed as their lowest-ranked followers.
Tough to be king, huh?

Szalavitz also tackles the inevitable victim-blaming:
In humans, in fact, differences in health linked to social status—which tracks closely with economic status—have often been attributed only to addictions and to the generally bad health habits of the poor, such as eating a lousy diet. But baboons don't have these 'lifestyle factors' and yet increased mortality in the lower ranks is still seen.
Besides, the effects are seen even when the people lower in the hierarchy aren't particularly poor themselves. A researcher in London who spent decades studying civil servants found that the mortality rates for the lowest-paid were three times that of their highest bosses. That's far worse than the baboons, and the baboon-bosses have fangs.

Most of the people reading this blog already know that income equality stinks, and now there's another reason to add to the long list. Worse, we seem to have perfected it:
As Stanford biologist Robert Sapolsky, who led much of the research in stress in African baboons, once told me: "When humans invented inequality and socioeconomic status, they came up with a dominance hierarchy that subordinates like nothing the primate world has ever seen before."
Great, so, even the freaking baboons have us beat.

Here in Edinburgh, we have a tiny little occupation doing its bit for the worldwide movement. They have maybe twenty tents pitched in one of the many public gardens, and they haven't attracted much press. I haven't been able to join them, since I'm fortunate enough to have a job where I need to be, so a few days ago I bought about £15 in cheap goods—a couple of wind-up flashlights, a couple of blankets, some bread and peanut butter—and took it down to them.

A student (he said he's studying painting) guided me to the right tents, where I added my loaf of bread to the pile of donated bread, and my blankets to the pile of donated blankets. And then I left, glad to have done something, but nagged by the sense that it was hardly anything at all.

There's this one band of baboons, out there in the Savannah, that's been mentioned on Shakesville before, and Szalavitz brings them up here again. They're called the Forest Troop. Twenty or thirty years ago, the baddest of their badasses fought off big males from another group for the right to feast on some tainted garbage from a nearby restaurant. As a result, those alpha males got sick and died, leaving only the lower-class males and all the females and young. This remainder made a whole new society for themselves, an entirely new culture unheard of among baboons where kind behaviour was rewarded and bullying frowned upon. New males coming into the group learned the new customs, and now, long after the original males have died off, they're preserving this new, more egalitarian culture.

image of baboon troop at sunset

It's no coincidence—not by a long shot—that the first article about them here focused on the way the sexual violence and coercion that's normal in other baboon groups have been all but eliminated in the Forest Troop's new regime. Because, as we see over and over, this shit is all connected.

And according to Szalavitz, amongst the Forest Troop, "rank appeared not to affect stress and health."

All that worry about status? All that bullying and violence? Not much of an issue any more. And everyone—everyone—is better off for it.

As Eric Michael Johnson, author of the earlier article, puts it, "what we're ultimately after is social change."

So I drop off my little blankets at Edinburgh's little protest. The Occupy movements collect and grow like little drops of water, and slowly, slowly, we all start talking about it. People start noticing. Politicians start referring to "the 99%."

And I keep thinking, maybe. Just, maybe.

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