Today in Rick Santorum Says Something Stupid

A tree is a car, a marriage is a tree, a baloo is a bear, a yonker is a young man, and Rick Santorum's brain is wadded-up paper towels, eggshells, and coffee grounds:
[Same-sex marriage is] like going out and saying, "That tree is a car." Well, the tree's not a car. A tree's a tree. Marriage is marriage. You can say that tree is something other than it is. It can redefine it. But it doesn't change the essential nature of what marriage is. Marriage is a union between a man and a woman for the purposes of the benefit of both the man and the woman, a natural unitive according to nature, unitive, that is for the purposes of having and rearing children and for the benefit of both the man and the woman involved in that relationship.
Blah blah marriage has been redefined A LOT blah blah not all straight couples want or can have children blah blah Santorum blah stupid blah bigot blah fuck blah blah dinosaur scat et cetera.

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