"Yes, I think [I could have beaten President Barack Obama in the 2012 election]. I mean, no one can know."—Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels (R-Everberatingthunderfuck), on ABC's "This Week" over the weekend.
Oh, Mitch, you're so humble. No one can know—but I'm pretty sure I would've won!
Do shut up.
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