That Is QUITE a Line-Up

The Conservative Political Action Conference, aka CPAC, which is the annual conference of the American Conservative Union, is happening this week, and, as per usual, they're doing a straw poll to see who the leading contenders are for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination.

Here are the 15 names on listed on CPAC's presidential straw poll: Michele Bachmann, Haley Barbour, Herman Cain, Chris Christie, Mitch Daniels, Newt Gingrich, Mike Huckabee, Jon Huntsman, Gary Johnson, Sarah Palin, Ron Paul, Tim Pawlenty, Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, and John Thune.

What a pitiful collection of dinguses.

In order: Barf, barf, who?, yawn, hell to the no, megabarf, eyeroll, barf, barf, good luck with that, lol, barf, barf, wow, and fart.

I do love that John McCain doesn't even make the list anymore lulz.

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