Happy New Year!

Well, 2010 was a helluva year, wasn't it? I can't say I'm sad to see the back of it. But you know what I always say: Onward, Shakers! We must always remember that when our teaspooning arms start to hurt, it's just the muscles gettin' bigger!



The Radical Gay Secular Feminazi Cooter Agenda isn't going to promulgate itself, people.

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Hosted by a New Years Day hangover.

SO LONG, 2010!!

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The New Year's Eve Virtual Pub Is Open


[Explanations: lol your fat. pathetic anger bread. hey your gay.]

Thanks for a great year, Shakers.

Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
and never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And days o' auld lang syne

For auld lang syne, my dear,
for auld lang syne,
we'll tak a cup o' kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.

And surely ye'll be your pint-stoup!
And surely I'll be mine!
And we'll tak a cup o' kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.

We twa hae run about the braes,
and pou'd the gowans fine;
But we've wander'd mony a weary fit,
Sin' auld lang syne.

For auld lang syne, my dear,
for auld lang syne,
we'll tak a cup o' kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.

We twa hae paidl'd in the burn,
frae morning sun till dine;
But seas between us braid hae roar'd
Sin' auld lang syne.

And there's a hand, my trusty fiere!
And gies a hand o' thine!
And we'll tak a right gude-willie-waught,
for auld lang syne.

For auld lang syne, my dear,
for auld lang syne,
we'll tak a cup o' kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.

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Random YouTubery: CATS! And DOGS!

CATS!


"Behind every great kitten, lies another kitten."

DOGS!


"Will be ridiculously cute for treats."

[Video Descriptions: 1. Three kittens lie in a heap taking a nap. A hand reaches in and removes the middle kitten revealing a hidden fourth kitten underneath, who's lying on hir back with paws in air, purring like a lawnmower. 2. A Pedigree dogfood commercial that features dogs jumping for treats and licking their lips in slow-motion. Note: Posting of this advert isn't an endorsement of Pedigree products, which I don't use and with which I'm not familiar.]

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Daily Dose of Cute

In descending age order, all the furry residents of Shakes Manor...


Matilda, sunning.


Olivia, nose-licking.


Sophie, stretching.


Dudley, sitting.

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Tweet of the Day

BaltimorePolice: 3:30pm today, 3201 Boston Street. Penny the dog will thank Officers from the Marine unit for rescuing her last night from the Harbor.

(More on the story here.)

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



Wang Chung: "Everybody Have Fun Tonight"

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Oh Dear

[Trigger warning for fat hatred, weight loss talk, heterocentrism.]

Behold an advert for the upcoming CW television series "Shedding for the Wedding," in which couples compete to lose weight for their nuptials. Hosted by recent loser-of-weight actress Sara Rue.

Voiceover (over images of couples competing in physical challenges like racing while carrying wedding cakes): Wednesday, February 23rd, from the executive producer of "The Biggest Loser"...

Cut to Rue being interviewed: "Shedding for the Wedding" is about couples trying to get in shape for their fantasy dream wedding.

Cut to female contestant getting fitted for wedding gown: I feel really nice!

Cut back to Rue: I know what these contestants are gonna go through. I lost 50 pounds and (holds up hand to reveal diamond engagement ring) I'm engaged!

Cut to couple in matching costumes looking at each other. Him: Love you. Her: I love you.

Cut back to Rue: I can only imagine what a bond these couples are gonna have.

Voiceover (over graphic of scale with one pink footprint and one blue footprint, which morphs into wedding cake): "Shedding for the Wedding." Wednesday, February 23rd, on the CW.
It's when she announces her weight loss and holds up her ring. UGH. Love belongs to thin people! Gross.

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The Porn King with a Heart of Gold

[Trigger warning for sexual coercion, exploitation, dehumanization.]

HistGeek_1 emails (which I am publishing with his permission):

I just found this article and it made me wretch and I thought this was something that the brilliant minds of Shakesville should discuss. In effect, Nadya Suleman (disappeared as "Octomom" in the title) may see her mortgage sold to "porn kingpin" Steve Hirsch. Here's the really sick part: "Hirsch told The Associated Press on Tuesday that he's not trying to pressure Suleman into porn, but he would use her housing woes to start a conversation that brings her to work for Vivid."

Seriously, that is some fucked up shit right there.
For further perspective, Hirsch has already made repeated offers to Suleman, for as much as $1 million, to appear in one of his porn videos, and she has repeatedly declined. So this guy's already been harassing her to try to coerce her to do porn for him, and now he's trying to buy her mortgage for leverage.

Which, naturally, he denies: "There'd be no pressure on her. We're not looking to foreclose on the note, but if nothing else it would give us opportunity to meet with her. She's made it clear she doesn't want to do an adult movie. Maybe there are other things we could do that she would be interested in."

Sure. Just out of the goodness of the porn king's heart, I guess.

This is the culture in which we live: A woman is being publicly coerced to do pornography, and it's not a national outrage, but fodder for a casual wire item which culminates in a rehashing of her financial situation, thus implicitly suggesting the porn king is doing her a favor by offering her exploitative work she doesn't want in exchange for not foreclosing on her house.

Why, he's practically a hero.

[Commenting Guidelines: Nadya Suleman's reproductive choices are none of our business, not up for debate, and off-topic for this thread or any other.]

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So...

...the wacky weather continues in NWI. We're apparently seeing out 2010 with a thunderstorm.

Zuh?

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Hosted by the oldest New Years gag in the book. Happy New Year!

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Question of the Day

Will you be making any New Year resolutions?

I never make New Year resolutions, because I know myself well enough to acknowledge I only do what I need to do when I'm ready to do it, and arbitrary dates don't help me get there any damn faster, lol.

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Facts About Women

Jay Herrod knows some facts about women that he'd like to share with other men, who may or may not know these facts about women:

Here are some things men may or may not know about women, which are: Number One! Women may forgive, BUT never forget. Number Two! Start giving a woman, say, flowers too often, and she will think a man is up to something. Number Three! The only way a man can win an argument with a woman is when she lets him. Number Four! Women talk just as dirty as men. Number Five! All women have a set pattern; figure it out, and a man can figure her out. Number Six! During courtship, a woman will let a man chase her to be sure he wants her. Number Seven! Not all blonde-haired women are dumb and stupid. Number Eight! Women are just as smart as men. Number Nine! A man cannot hide something from a woman in her house, because she knows when something has been moved and is out of place. Number Ten! Most women hate to be ignored.

Now I have a question no woman I have asked has been able to answer: Why do women wear pretty underwear and bras under their clothes no one can see?

That's it! This is Jay Herrod. Thank ya.
If you like what you've heard, you'll be thrilled to hear that Jay Herrod has announced his candidacy for US president.

[Via.]

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FYI

We're A Plutocracy, In Case You Didn't Notice.

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Question for the Gamers

Read this headline: Brazil to build 'underwater cities' to drill for oil.

Can I see a show of hands for how many of you immediately thought of what's below the fold?



Image Description: Screen grab from the video game Bioshock.

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Daily Dose of Cute

Naptime!



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This Would Be Even More Exciting If the US Had Socialized Healthcare

...thus insuring (or at least making more likely) that everyone would have equal access to it:

Two US companies this year broke new ground by winning regulatory approval to start the first experiments using embryonic stem cells on humans [with] spinal cord injury and blindness.

The potent but hotly debated cells can transform into nearly any cell in the human body, opening a path toward eliminating such ills as Parkinson's disease, paralysis, diabetes, heart disease, and maybe even [aging].

...[Bob Lanza, chief scientist at Advanced Cell Technology] said the advances, while they still face rigorous testing, offer promise toward treating a host of diseases, and could one day eliminate the need for amputation of limbs, blood transfusions and transplants from strangers.

"Some time in the future, perhaps in the lifetime of most of your readers, you'll get in an accident and lose a kidney and they will take a skin cell and just grow you up a new organ," said Lanza. "That field is just roaring ahead."
Neat. I'm totes gonna keep a spare kidney in the glovebox of my flying car.

(I also look forward to the day when we can get an article about medical advances without ableist language. Wheeeee!)

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Indiana Shakers

I would've sworn I felt the wee rumble of a distant earthquake this morning. And so I did.

According to the U.S. Geological Survey, the quake struck just before 8 a.m. ET and was three miles deep. The USGS initially reported that the quake had registered a 4.2 magnitude, but later revised the estimate. Its epicenter was located about 15 miles east-southeast of Kokomo, and 50 miles north of Indianapolis.
We're about 100 miles north of there, and it was reportedly felt in four states beyond Indiana. The epicenter of the last big earthquake we had, in 2008, was much closer. There was, thankfully, no house-swaying this time; just the vague thump of reverberating seismic grumpiness.

Living in northwest Indiana was perilous enough when we only had tornadoes, lightning storms, floods, lake effect snow, and a climate that swings from a thousand percent humidity in the summer to Siberian nightmare tundra in the winter. We really don't need earthquakes, too.

I blame Mitch Daniels.

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Random YouTubery: No No No


Video Description: A baby sits in a bathtub; hir parents ask hir questions from offscreen and zie keeps answering no, shaking hir head and grinning. [Via.]

Baby: No! Dad: Did you have a good Christmas? Baby: No! Dad: Do you love your mommy? Baby: No! Dad: Do you love your daddy? Baby: No no no! Dad: Do you love your Uncle [inaudible]? Baby: No! Dad: Do you love your grandparents? Baby: No no no! Mom: Do you want a million dollars? Baby: No no! Dad: Do you love your ducky? Baby: No no no no! Mom: Do you want to go ni-night? Baby: NO NO! Dad: Do you love bathtime? Baby: No no! Dad: Is there anything you like? Baby: No no!

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



Foals: "Total Life Forever"

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RIP Geraldine Doyle

Geraldine Doyle, who was the inspiration for the WWII "Rosie the Riveter" poster, has died at age 86.

For millions of Americans throughout the decades since World War II, the stunning brunette in the red and white polka-dot bandanna was Rosie the Riveter.

Rosie's rolled-up sleeves and flexed right arm came to represent the newfound strength of the 18 million women who worked during the war and later made her a figure of the feminist movement.

But the woman in the patriotic poster was never named Rosie, nor was she a riveter. All along it was Mrs. Doyle, who after graduating from high school in Ann Arbor, Mich., took a job at a metal factory, her family said.

One day, a photographer representing United Press International came to her factory and captured Mrs. Doyle leaning over a piece of machinery and wearing a red and white polka-dot bandanna over her hair.

In early 1942, the Westinghouse Corp. commissioned artist J. Howard Miller to produce several morale-boosting posters to be displayed inside its buildings. The project was funded by the government as a way to motivate workers and perhaps recruit new ones for the war effort.

Smitten with the UPI photo, Miller reportedly was said to have decided to base one of his posters on the anonymous, slender metal worker - Mrs. Doyle.

For four decades, this fact escaped Mrs. Doyle, who shortly after the photo was taken left her job at the factory.

...In 1984, Mrs. Doyle and her family came across an article in Modern Maturity magazine, a former AARP publication, that connected her UPI photo with Miller's wartime poster.

..."You're not supposed to have too much pride, but I can't help have some in that poster," Mrs. Doyle told the Lansing State Journal in 2002. "It's just sad I didn't know it was me sooner."
In addition to lending her likeness to Rosie, Ms. Doyle was a cellist, a wife, and a mother.

[H/T to Deeks.]

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Quote of the Day

"Everyone was so worried about who was going to want to see Black Swan. I remember them being like, 'How do you get guys to a ballet movie? How do you get girls to a thriller?' And the answer is a lesbian scene. Everyone wants to see that."Natalie Portman.

Um. I don't even know where to begin with that.

I love the embedded heterocentrism in the gender essentialism—because of course the embedded qualifier is how to get straight guys to a ballet movie. Give 'em a little lesbo action! Between two straight ladies! Ugh.

And since when don't women like thrillers...? Every woman I know, irrespective of her sexual orientation, likes good thrillers, and it doesn't take Dykesploitation Cinema to get us to the theater.

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Mississippi to Release the Scott Sisters

[Trigger warning for racism]

Happy Thursday!

Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour has ordered the release of Jamie and Gladys Scott, who [TW] have served 16 years for supposedly robbing a man of $11.

Jamie Scott has developed end stage renal failure. In addition to granting both sisters their freedom, this action will allow Gladys Scott to donate a kidney to her sister.

Barbour decided to suspend the sentence, stating "the Mississippi Department of Corrections believes the sisters no longer pose a threat to society." [Emphasis mine]

I suppose coming from [TW] this guy, that's pretty close to a love letter.

Judging from the press release, I'm willing to bet that community pressure was the reason Barbour granted the Scott Sisters their freedom.

I wish Jamie and Gladys well, and send my wishes for good health.

[H/t: Shaker Tabitha Rose]

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The Jon Swift Memorial Roundup 2010

Jon Swift (aka Al Weisel), a brilliant blogger and satirist, and sometime contributor to Shakesville, used to wrap up each year by asking as many bloggers as he could contact to submit their best posts of the year for a massive roundup of awesome writing.

Weisel died earlier this year, and, in his honor, Batocchio of Vagabond Scholar has compiled a Jon Swift Memorial Roundup.

There's lots of good stuff there.

The piece I submitted is Within Our Souls. I don't know that it's precisely the best thing I've written all year, but it was a piece that meant a lot to me.

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Question of the Day

For Deeks: What is your favorite Liev Schreiber movie?

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Number of the Day

[Trigger warning for sexual assault.]

$50,000: The going rate for Very Important Men to sexually harass women without further consequences. Luckily, when you make like eighty zillion biebers a year, that's only like five bucks to your average dude.

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Quote of the Day

[Trigger warning for sexual violence and racism.]

"You could say that a burglar is an unauthorized visitor. You know, you could say that a rapist is a non-consensual sex partner which, obviously, would be considered offensive to the victims of those crimes. So how far could you take this?"—Fox News host Megyn Kelly, who's outraged about the slippery slope of "politically correct" language, after the Society of Professional Journalists suggested that phrases like "illegal aliens" and "illegal immigrants" be replaced with (the morally neutral) "undocumented immigrant."

I don't guess I need to explain to this crowd why refusing to unnecessarily demonize people by (erroneously) referring to them as "illegal" is equivalent to the inherent rape apology of not calling rapists rapists.

[H/T to Mustang Bobby, who hat tips Steve Benen.]

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This is so the worst thing you're going to read all day.

[Trigger warning for fat hatred and diet talk.]

Actual Headline: Is the Economy Making You Fat?

Actual Image Accompanying Story: A fat naked white woman, with her back to the camera, rendering her a faceless fatty if not a headless one. The embedded description of the image is "obese fat woman nude." (If you don't want to click through to Time to see the image, it is also viewable here.)

Actual Photo Caption: Lose your job, pick up a snack.

Actual Fact Missing from the Story: In large swaths of the US, it is more difficult to eat healthfully when one is unemployed, because it is more expensive. See: Salad vs. Big Mac.

It's really pathetic that in the year two thousand and bieber that a publication like Time still cannot put out an article on the subject of the relationship between fresh foods and economic privilege without actually mentioning that fresh foods are an economic privilege, no less without posting a (beautiful) picture of a fat woman's body like it's some kind of hideous warning sign.

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Important Announcement

My head may implode if I hear one more person say, half-jokingly or (holy shit) seriously, say, with regard to the twenty gerjillion biebers of snow that has fallen across the US in the past few weeks, some variation on: "Where's that global warming I've been hearing about?"

ARGH.

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Daily Dose o' Cute

An appearance by our furry family members, in descending age:

Sam, looking very regal


Zoë, looking very surprised


Rosie, looking very silly

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Out and Out

[TW for violence.]

The stereotype of conservatives being a collection of cranky white people reeking of patriarchy and privilege exists for a reason: Despite there being conservatives of color, conservative women who consider themselves to be feminists, conservatives who are young or poor or in some other way defy the stereotype, conservatism remains primarily a movement shaped, led, and populated by rich, white, older, straight, cis men. They know that's a problem, in a country that increasingly looks less and less like them, so they make loud sounds about having a big tent. But there's apparently one place where they draw the line: you can't be gay and be conservative.

Two of the nation's premier moral issues organizations, the Family Research Council and Concerned Women for America, are refusing to attend the Conservative Political Action Conference in February because a homosexual activist group, GOProud, has been invited.

"We've been very involved in CPAC for over a decade and have managed a couple of popular sessions. However, we will no longer be involved with CPAC because of the organization's financial mismanagement and movement away from conservative principles," said Tom McClusky, senior vice president for FRCAction.
As Steve Benen notes, perhaps they're afraid of gay cooties and that's why they're acting like a middle-school clique. But what I find more interesting is why there is such a thing as a group of gay people who are conservative in the first place.

Not all conservatives are anti-gay, of course; many of them supported the end of Don't Ask Don't Tell and there are a number of them, Theodore Olson most notably, who support the idea of marriage equality. But they are in the minority, and, ironically, it is those who are the most ardent followers of a philosophy that preaches "love thy neighbor" and "let all come unto me" who are the most vitriolic in their hatred.

Of course, people have a right to follow whatever political conviction they believe in regardless of their sexual orientation. But given the history of gay rights in this country and that it is the conservatives who have done everything they possibly can to demonize, criminalize, and even propose that people should be designated as unworthy of citizenship because of their sexual orientation, it boggles the mind that anyone who is openly gay would align themselves with the conservative movement. Lower taxes doesn't really mean a whole lot when your taxes go to pay for things you can't participate in such as filing joint returns or, as is the case in Florida, the adoption of children by gays or lesbians. "Smaller government and more freedom" rings hollow when you're talking about banning gay teachers from the classroom or taking your movement to Uganda where just being gay would become a crime punishable by death.

It says something about the odd priorities of those who would put their political beliefs ahead of their own rights as full participants in citizenship. To turn the Groucho Marx quote on its head, why would anyone want to belong to a group that doesn't want to have you as a member?

Cross-posted from Bark Bark Woof Woof.

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



Fitz and the Tantrums: "MoneyGrabber"

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Wednesday Blogaround

This blogaround brought to you by Shaxco, proud distributors of Deeky Brand Sailor Caps.

Recommended Reading:

Cara: California Inmates Receive Mental Health Care While Locked in Cages [TW for ableism, dehumanization]

Living ~400lbs: Things I Would Like to Not Care About [TW for fat hatred and diet talk]

Shark-Fu: Pondering Exceptionalism…

Joe: Texas' Racist Textbook Standards: Challenged by NAACP and LULAC [TW for racism]

Steve: Mecklenburg County Commissioner Reacts to DADT Repeal, Emails Colleagues: 'Homosexuals Are Sexual Predators' [TW for homophobia; rape narratives]

Susie: Looks Like Conservatives Are Just Big Scaredy Cats! and, at her own place: Call the Wahhhmbulance

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RIP Alfred Kahn

Alfred Kahn, the man most strongly associated with airline deregulation in the US, has died.

I suspect that he and I would agree on the horrors of government-supported monopolies. Indeed, the high-cost to consumers of a system that guaranteed airlines profits (12 percent, to be exact) despite inefficiency was one of Kahn's motivations.

Where I suspect Kahn and I differ, is in the amount of whether we put faith in the market.

I look at the airline example, and think it'd be possible to lower ticket prices if airline profits were zero percent, even if we were just as inefficient. Moreover, it could be more efficient to just have the one government-run airline. More people could afford to fly, and the people who worked for the airline could continue to afford to feed themselves.

Anyhow, socialism (and social democracy, for that matter), is even less in vogue than usual these days, so I suppose starting that discussion isn't going to make me particularly popular in most quarters.

What I did want to point out (which, I, being born in 1978 and educated in the US wasn't aware of), is that airline deregulation happened on the watch of Jimmy Carter and with help from politicians to his left (including Ted Kennedy and Ralph Nader).

This isn't to say that Republicans haven't championed deregulation. As far as I'm concerned, they continue to make the Democrats look like rank amateurs. (IMO, they've got a habit of doing that.) However, when it comes to believing in government's ability to provide essential services (not merely air travel, but things like electricity, water, telecommunication services) for the citizenry in an affordable and efficient manner, I don't think it's safe to assume that many Democrats have been on board, past or present.

The prequel to George W. Bush's first term didn't work out too well, either.
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Can you imagine if the blogosphere existed during the Carter administration? That's just scary.

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Case Closed

One of the arguments from the right about the tax cuts was that the rich should not be subject to more taxes because they're "job creators", even though unemployment numbers would argue otherwise. As it turns out, they are, in fact, job creators (just not domestically):

Corporate profits are up. Stock prices are up. So why isn't anyone hiring?

Actually, many American companies are – just maybe not in your town. They're hiring overseas, where sales are surging and the pipeline of orders is fat.

More than half of the 15,000 people that Caterpillar Inc. has hired this year were outside the U.S. UPS is also hiring at a faster clip overseas. For both companies, sales in international markets are growing at least twice as fast as domestically.
Job creators my arse. And still there are plenty of people who fall for this horseshit when it's blatantly obvious that corporations are not in the business of helping the US economy.

Ironically, I was reminded of this the other day when CNBC aired a documentary on what happened at Enron, another wonderful company that excelled at "job creation."

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The Pope's Creative New Defense of Institutional Abuse

[Trigger warning for sexual violence, clergy abuse, and rape apologia.]

The Pope used the occasion of his Christmas address (there's no time like the holidays!) to present a new defense of the widespread sexual abuse of children by Catholic clergy:

"In the 1970s, paedophilia was theorised as something fully in conformity with man and even with children," the Pope said.

"It was maintained - even within the realm of Catholic theology - that there is no such thing as evil in itself or good in itself. There is only a 'better than' and a 'worse than'. Nothing is good or bad in itself."
Um. I'm no fucking Professor Seven Sacraments over here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not accurate that Catholics, nor the rest of the population, generally viewed pedophilia as "normal" in the 1970s.

And if I were one of the millions of clergy members who'd been serving the church in the '70s, who didn't abuse children, I'd be mighty pissed at the Pope's suggestion that I was incapable of discerning the morality of pedophilia.

(Aside: I guess that whole ephebophilia defense never caught on, eh?)

Having once again defended predator priests, the Pope naturally went on to talk about how horrible all this sexual violence is...for the church.
The Pope said abuse revelations in 2010 reached "an unimaginable dimension" which brought "humiliation" on the Church.

Asking how abuse exploded within the Church, the Pontiff called on senior clerics "to repair as much as possible the injustices that occurred" and to help victims heal through a better presentation of the Christian message.
Yes, "a better presentation of the Christian message" than child rape would be awesome.

Like any good rock star, the Pope likes to mix in some new material with his Greatest Hits, so following the classics "Rape Apologia" and "Waaaahhh the Church Has Suffered," he introduced his new single, "Blame It on Child Porn."
"We cannot remain silent about the context of these times in which these events have come to light," he said, citing the growth of child pornography "that seems in some way to be considered more and more normal by society" he said.
The Pope and I are both deeply concerned about pedophilia and child porn. The difference is that I'm not using their ghastly ubiquity to defend and contextualize the crimes of rapists.

[H/T to Spudsy. Commenting Guidelines: Please take the time to make sure your criticisms are clearly directed at the Catholic Church leadership and not at "Catholics," many of whom are themselves critical of the failures of Church leadership.]

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Open Thread: WTF Chris Christie?!

So, while New Jersey (and much of the rest of the northeast coast) is buried under eighty billion metric biebers of snow, Governor Chris Christie is on holiday in sunny Florida. And the Lieutenant Governor is on holiday, too!

New Jersey Copes With Blizzard Without the Governor—or His Backup.

Eric Boehlert's been tweeting the fuck out of this, if you're looking for more info.

Apparently Mayor Bloomberg hasn't exactly covered himself in glory, either.

Discuss.

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Question of the Day

Suggested by Shaker shiftydiscogirl in comments: What people/quotes/scenes would you like to see on your country's currency?

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You know who'd make a great running mate...

...for Mitch Daniels? This guy.

What a character!

[H/t to my mom.]

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Two Facts

1. Jonah Goldberg loves sarcasm quotes ("transgressive," "free love," "subversive") as much as he hates facts and sense.

2. Jonah Goldberg has a ball of old shoelaces where his brains should be.

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Nope

Have I mentioned in the last five minutes that my garbage nightmare of a governor shouldn't be allowed anywhere near the presidency...?

No?

Well, he shouldn't.

Seriously.

No.

If you're still not convinced, having heard me kvetch about how he's privatized everything from welfare to highways, have a look at him telling progressives to settle down with their equality business while the grown-ups fix America.

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Ma < 3 Koidula

I wanted to take a moment to note the passing of the Estonian kroon into the annals of currency. On January 1, Estonia will become the 17th nation to adopt the Euro.

This is actually an important story in and of itself, but I want to focus on the necessary evil attached to adopting the Euro-- getting rid of the kroon.

Part of the reason for my writing lies in fond memories of my travels in Estonia, but another is that I think currency design can tell you a lot about a nation and the things that those in power value (or at the very least, feel have symbolic value). I think thoughtful currency has worth beyond its monetary value.

The front of the 100 kroon note features the 19th-century poet, dramatist, and nationalist activist Lydia Koidula, while the reverse contains a scene from Estonia's northern coast scene and :gasp: actual poetry. IMO, it's also a beautiful bill:



I suppose it takes an American to be impressed by a bluestocking on a banknote.

For the record, the other Estonian notes feature a painter, a naturalist, a chess grandmaster, a linguist and folklorist, a novelist, a composer, and another nationalist writer (all men). Most of these bills are also in colors not suitable for camouflaging tanks.

I'm not sure any of this is unusual. Many nations deem women of enough symbolic worth to place them on currency. Two of five denominations of Swedish krona banknotes feature women. Intentional or not, the last series of Deutsche Mark banknotes alternated women and men.

With a few exceptions, those bills didn't feature politicians (and there's no rule that paper money has to have people on it). Even Canada, which puts influential Prime Ministers (or Queen Elizabeth II) on the front of dollar notes, puts some sort of prose on the reverse of every note, including an excerpt from the Universal Declaration of Human Rights on the back of the fifty.

This brings me back to the US. According to our banknotes, my country values dead politicians, has a marble fetish and is so masculine (and insecure) that it won't be caught dead using queer/lady things like color. Yep, that's my empire. Well, I live here, at least. Oh, and the US is also unfriendly to people with disabilities. Different sizes for different denominations? Not here.

I guess there's something to be said for truth in advertising. :shrug:

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CNN Nooz

Was Harry Potter a Good Christian?

Oy.

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Nerdz

An actual exchange I just had with my friend Todd, with whom I just saw Tron: Legacy on Saturday night:

Liss: "It's bio-digital jazz, man."

Todd: The dude cyber-abides.

Liss: That grid really tied the digital frontier together.

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FYI


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Daily Dose of Cute

With Lord Alfred taking up a lot of attention these days, Feather has obviously been getting short shrift. So, it's only fitting that after spending the whole day with her working from home yesterday, I pay homage to my little girl who always knows when and how to strike the perfect pose.

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Oh, Anti-Choicers, How You Never Change

So, MTV has this show called "16 and Pregnant," which features teenage girls who are pregnant and carrying the pregnancy to term, most of whom also go on to parent the children themselves once they're born. Across several seasons, rarely has abortion even been discussed, and only two girls (that I know of) have chosen adoption, one of whom surrendered the baby to her aunt and uncle. The show has spawned a spin-off series, "Teen Mom," which has had two seasons, and a "Teen Mom 2," featuring new teen mothers originally featured on "16 and Pregnant" is set to begin after the new year.

The shows are all about Having Babies.

A young mother featured on the most recent season of "16 and Pregnant" is now the star of a follow-up stand-alone feature called "No Easy Decisions," in which she terminates a second pregnancy. Naturally, because one show about an abortion exists in association with seasons upon seasons of footage of young women carrying pregnancies to term, giving birth, and raising their babies, anti-choicers are OUTRAGED about how MTV is "promoting abortion."

Markai Durham, who was first seen last month on "16 and Pregnant," discovers she is expecting again and must decide whether to have the baby.

Her decision to terminate the pregnancy is the centerpiece of "No Easy Decision" and has pro-lifers up in arms.

The show is so unusual, MTV scheduled it to air at 11:30 p.m. -- well past the bedtimes of the network's youngest fans.

MTV did not make the show available to the media before it airs and has forbidden Markai to give interviews about the subject.
So not only is this a single incident of a pregnant teenager choosing abortion among seasons of teenagers not choosing to terminate, but MTV is airing the show as a separate episode, broadcasting it at a later time, and generally treating abortion like a fucking scandal, yet still this is somehow "promoting abortion."
In recent months, MTV has promised to tackle "all sides" of the hot-button teen pregnancy issue.

But pro-life blogger Jill Stanek says she expects a one-sided portrayal.

"This apparently means the pro-life perspective will simply get tackled," she writes.
Just LOL. Yeah, birthing babies has really been buried beneath the weight of MTV's unwavering support of abortion. Yeesh.

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



No Doubt: "Hella Good"

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Whoa

[Trigger warning for sexual violence and rape apologia.]

Actual Headline in the New York Times: Is It Rape? It Depends on Who Is Asking.

No. No it doesn't.

[H/T to @GABblog.]

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"An erosion of standards of living for an enormous portion of the population"

Bob Herbert hits another one outta the park:

I keep hearing from the data zealots that holiday sales were impressive and the outlook for the economy in 2011 is not bad.

Maybe they've stumbled onto something in their windowless rooms. Maybe the economy really is gathering steam. But in the rough and tumble of the real world, where families have to feed themselves and pay their bills, there are an awful lot of Americans being left behind.

...There is a fundamental disconnect between economic indicators pointing in a positive direction and the experience of millions of American families fighting desperately to fend off destitution.
Read the whole thing here.

Herbert gets to a fundamental truth of the divide to which John Edwards referred as the Two Americas: It's not just that the Haves and the Have-Nots have different standards of living and qualities of life; it's that the difference is so vast it's like living in separate countries, complete with separate economies and separate cultural attitudes about the US' ability to provide sufficient opportunities to its people.

This chasm, of course, has always existed. There has always been an underclass of endemically impoverished people—blacks and ethnic/immigrant whites in urban areas, Latin@ migrant communities, many Native American reservations/pueblos, rural communities of whites and/or people of color across the country, etc. Young single mothers are more likely to live in poverty. People with disabilities are more likely to live in poverty. People who are trans are more likely to live in poverty. This is not a comprehensive list.

The middle class provided a buffer so that privileged people didn't have to think about the US' permanent underclass, and breathed life into the fantasy that all it takes is bootstaps to succeed in this nation. Now that it's eroding, that story's getting harder to tell with conviction.

And, the reality is, the middle class did provide a path out of poverty for marginalized people who had the right combination of opportunity, luck, talent, and the personal ability to exploit all of the above.

But there's increasingly no more Third America anymore. No safety net for people falling down; no higher rungs for people climbing up. It's just the Haves and the Have-Nots, and a bunch of people who are tourists in the middle, awaiting their fates in one destination or the other.

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Chipping Away at Roe

It's really too bad that the Washington Post decided to run this important article about the erosion of Roe on the state level, with SCOTUS' help, during a week that's essentially one long newshole. But I guess all the good days were already taken up with whitewashing profiles of anti-choice terrorists. Ahem.

[Related Reading: The discussion following Point 3 here.]

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Question of the Day

Do you speak more than one language? What languages do you speak? Are there any languages you'd like to learn?

English is my first language. I had five years of German, from eighth to twelfth grade, and I remember enough that I can have a totally awkward conversation with a native German-speaker who knows as much English as I know German, lol.

I also learned the alphabet and a few key signs in ASL when I was a kid; fingerspelling has come in very handy (pun unintended) on several occasions.

I had some Spanish in elementary school, and I can't speak a lick of it (aside from a handful of random words and phrases), but I can usually suss out what's being said if I'm listening/reading Spanish. I'd like to become fluent in Spanish, at some point.

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Assvertising

I must have also seen this Tide commercial ten thousand times in the last week:


Video Description: A white middle-aged man oiling his gate spots a short white skirt hanging on the laundry line. He frowns, looks at his grimy hands, then grabs the skirt and uses it like a rag, then goes inside and throws it in the hamper. Cut to a white teenage girl digging through the hamper and finding the oil- and rust-stained skirt. She shows it to Mom, who throws a side-eye at Dad, now obliviously reading the paper. Mom throws the skirt in the washer, where Tide's "Acti-Lift Technology" removes the stains. Cut to daughter wearing clean white skirt; Dad looks horrified and Mom nods happily at evidence of her mad cleanin' skillz. Dad looked perplexed by the MAGIC OF LAUNDRY. Daughter ruffles his hair as she walks by and sails out the door in her short skirt. A female voiceover says, "Dad may try to ruin your style, bur dry stains won't."

The entire thing is set to Studio B's rape culture anthem "I See Girls," the lyrics for which can be found here.

I don't even know where to begin. Suffice it to say, if Tide thinks that 1950's gender roles, patriarchal body policing, and rape culture narratives are hilarious fodder for their advertising, then Tide must not want my business. Done and done.

Email Tide.

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Assvertising

I must have seen this Vizio commercial ten thousand times in the last week:


Video Description: A young white man sits on a couch in front of a Vizio television in a research lab. Behind an observation window, a white man pushes a button and says, "Vizio true LED powering up." Beyoncé appears on the television screen; the young white man leans forward, staring intently at the screen. From behind the window, the other white man says, "Vizio internet apps on." Logos for Facebook, Netflix, etc. appear on the television screen. The researcher then says, "Activating comparability test," and Beyoncé comes walking down a staircase into the observed area, taking off a coat to reveal a short, sexy, silver dress, which she is also wearing onscreen in the video. She begins to dance, and the young white man glances over at her and smiles, then looks back at the television, where she is also dancing. The researcher says, "Increasing Beyoncé," and turns up a big dial labeled "B." The real Beyoncé begins to dance faster and harder, and sings, "Why don't you love me? Tell me, baby, why don't you love me?" The young white man glances between the real Beyoncé and the onscreen Beyoncé, but settles on the screen, staring dreamily at the Beyoncé onscreen. The real Beyoncé frowns and walks away disgustedly.

The gist is this: Young white man prefers onscreen image of sexy black woman dancing just for his pleasure to the real live flesh-and-blood black woman (who is literally controlled by another white man) also dancing just for his pleasure (but presumably with feelings and expectations and humanity that he would have to respect or whatever).

There are, perhaps, fully dozens of ways this advert is fucked up, and I shall leave it to you to dissect them all in comments.

Contact Vizio.

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Daily Dose of Cute


One of our Christmas gifts from Mama Shakes was a portrait she did of Dudley, based on a picture I took of him—the second image posted here. In the above picture, Dudz hangs out on the couch at Parental Manor, where he hopped up behind his resting portrait after we'd opened it. (If I'd tried to stage something so perfect, I couldn't have!)

The picture is now hanging just above the stair on which he's sitting in the picture.

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Sotomayor:Awesome::Water:Wet

I am passing on this article about Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor leveraging her position on behalf of prisoners for two reasons: 1. Because she is awesome. 2. So we can all gaze contemptuously upon the continuing double standard that makes Antonin Scalia "aggressive" and Sotomayor "demanding."

If your reflexive reaction is to argue that "demanding" doesn't play into misogynist tropes, consider the difference in what "a demanding questioner" versus "a rigorous questioner" actually convey, especially regarding a woman.

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Obama Is Gallup's Most Admired Man. Again.

For the third consecutive year, President Barack Obama is Gallup's Most Admired Man of the Year: "Obama first became Americans' Most Admired Man in 2008, shortly after his election as the nation's 44th president, and has held the title since then."

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Clinton Is Gallup's Most Admired Woman. Again.

For the ninth consecutive year, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is Gallup's Most Admired Woman of the Year: "Clinton has dominated the Most Admired Woman title for most of the past two decades, earning 15 No. 1 rankings since her first appearance on the list in 1992."

Let us recall with bitter irony that the most pervasive meme about Hillary Clinton during the 2008 election, even among liberals, was that she is unlikable.

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Monday Blogaround

This blogaround brought to you by Shaxco, makers of Spudsy Brand Bowling Balls.

Recommended Reading:

Tami: Sandra Lee's Kwanzaa Cake and the Problem with Being Inclusive

For those who don't know much about Kwanzaa, but are interested in learning, I encourage you to visit Renee, who's got a good primer and links to further resources here. (Please note that is an encouragement toward listening and self-education, not a recommendation you go to Renee's space and demand that she personally educate you.)

Autumn: On Transgender Servicemembers and DADT; On Community Activism Ahead

Steve: DC Cardinal Says Catholic Church Won't Evaluate DADT

adurhamtamu: Do we need a body count to count?: Notes on the serial murders of Black women. [TW for violence, dehumanization, and racism]

Brad: New Science Committee Chair Ralph Hall Praises 'Tremendous' BP Spill

Echidne: On Ballerinas and Football Players

Fannie: Lady Director Thingy

rho: AaAaAA!!! – A Reckless Disregard for Feelings [TW for sexual assault]

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



Teena Marie: "Lovergirl"

Teena Marie was found dead on Sunday at her California home. The singer and songwriter was found by her daughter after apparently dying in her sleep. She was 54.

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OMGLOLWTF WHUT?!

Buried deep in a CNN article about the "new political reality" Obama and Congressional Democrats will face now that Republicans have recaptured the House majority (that new reality, I suppose, being that Obama will have to capitulate HARDER, or something), is this priceless tidbit:

Republicans have made clear that cutting spending is their top priority. Incoming House Speaker John Boehner, R-Ohio, is promising weekly votes on spending cuts, and conservative Republican Sen. Tom Coburn of Oklahoma warned of a national catastrophe if the deficit doesn't get reduced.

"There will not be one American that will not be called to sacrifice" under the needed spending cuts to deal with the deficit, Coburn said on "FOX News Sunday."

While acknowledging that "those that are more well-to-do will be called to sacrifice to a greater extent" -- a traditional Democratic stance -- Coburn said the increased spending of the past decade under both Obama and former President George W. Bush required immediate and significant cuts to show financial markets and investors here and abroad that the United States is serious about balancing its books.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! Yes, EVERYONE will be called on to sacrifice, and the wealthy will have to sacrifice to a greater extent, says the man who vociferously advocated extending the Bush tax cuts to the wealthiest USians and who now wants to pay for them by slashing social programs that serve the poorest USians.

That shit would be fucking hilarious if it wasn't so tragic.

Think Progress has video.

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From the Frontlines of the Third War

So, as I've mentioned previously, we're fighting a not-war in Pakistan as an outgrowth of the war-war we're fighting in Afghanistan. And I'm increasingly reading news, care of the ubiquitous Anonymous Officials Who Are Not Authorized to Speak to the Media, about all the people we're killing in our not-war in Pakistan via remotely-controlled drone strikes. Like this one, for instance:

Two suspected U.S. drone strikes in Pakistan's tribal region killed 18 alleged militants Monday, intelligence officials told CNN.

It was the latest in a series of aerial assaults targeting insurgents in North Waziristan, one of seven districts in Pakistan's volatile tribal region bordering Afghanistan.

In one attack, a suspected drone fired four missiles on a militants' vehicle in the Mir Ali area of the district, two intelligence officials said. Six people died in the attack.

In the second attack, a suspected drone fired two missiles at a militant hideout in the same district, killing 12, officials said.

Based on a count by the CNN Islamabad bureau, Monday's suspected drone strikes bring the number to 108 this year, compared with 52 in all of 2009.

The intelligence officials asked not to be named because they are not authorized to speak to the media. The United States does not comment on suspected drone strikes.
Of course not. That might entail having to comment on the fact that we're AT WAR IN A THIRD COUNTRY.

I know it's not supposed "to count" or whatever, because, hey, it's on the Afghanistan border and shit! And I know killing unnamed people via remotely controlled weaponry is supposed to be clinical enough that I'm not supposed to care, especially when I'm assured—ASSURED!—that the dead people were totes terrorists. And I know I'm supposed to just sit back and relax, since we're OBVIOUSLY the good military-industrial complex in the Michael Bay film of life.

But, for some strange reason, I'm still itchy about this whole thing.

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Film Corner

1. No, I still do not want to see Little Fockers, no matter how many times I must see that goddamn trailer, no matter how many ads are served while I'm playing Angry Birds, no matter how many talkshows Robert DeNiro and Dustin Hoffman do, no matter how many posters, billboards, flyers, and other marketing detritus I see, no matter how ridiculously cute Ann Meara and Jerry Stiller are on Jimmy Fallon, no matter WHAT.

2. Tron rules. "It's bio-digital jazz, man!" is the greatest movie quote of this year, and possibly any other.

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