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Voiceover: "Brought to you by a bunch of carrot farmers." Shot of man in shopping cart equipped with jet engine, racing down hill. Scary cookie monster voiceover shouts: "Baby carrots! Yeah! Baby carrots! Woah! Baby carrots!" Man in shopping cart screams "Baby carrots!" Woman at bottom of hill yells enthusiastically. Shopping cart jumps off edge of cliff as man screams. Woman screams and opens fire with what appears to be an anti-aircraft gun shooting baby carrots at man in cart. Monstery voiceover "Baby! Carrots! Extreme! Impossible! Stunts!" Man catches baby carrot in his teeth. Monstery voiceover "Baby! Carrots!" Shopping cart jet explodes. Man stands, holds baby carrot over his head in victory. He screams "Baby carrots!" A pterodactyl swoops down and steals the carrot from the man's hand. Monstery voiceover "Extreme pterodactyl!" Graphic appears reading "Eat 'em like junk food." Monstery voiceover "Baby! Carrots! Now in extreme junk food packaging!"
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