Liss: I ain't eatin' anything that's been in your butt.
Deeky: That hasn't been in my butt!
Liss: I just assume everything in your house has been in your butt.
Liss: Frankly, I assume everything in MY house has been in your butt.
Deeky: Used the remote control lately?
Liss: Yes, but it's still safely entombed in the hazmat material in which I encased it after you left.
Deeky: LOL for real.
Liss: Know who's cute? Patrick Wilson.
Deeky: The Mormon from Angels in America?
Liss: He's in that new garbage film with Indiana Jones and Annie Hall.
Deeky: That movie looks like it should be up my butt.
Liss: That movie looks like it originated in your butt.
Deeky: LOL! P.S. Why do you hate pubic hair?
Liss: I only like gingepubes! The end!
Deeky: LOL! I'm gonna send you gingepubes from my taint.
Liss: LOL! I should make that the Quote of the Day, just to show what a twisted fuckbrain you are!
Deeky: LOL! YEAH!