There's the Old Wingtip-Breathed Biden We Know and Love

Although, I guess he can't be accused of sticking his foot in his mouth when telling alienated progressives to shut the fuck up is official administration policy.

Vice President Joe Biden on Monday urged Democrats to overcome their differences and support their candidates at the polls by telling them to "stop whining."

During a fundraiser for New Hampshire Democratic candidates for the House and Senate, Biden said that Democrats should "remind our base constituency to stop whining and get out there and look at the alternatives. This president has done an incredible job. He's kept his promises," according to a pool report.

Stop whining and look at the alternatives, huh? Well. I'm pretty sure Vice President Joe Biden just told me to vote for the Green Party.

You got it, chief.