Paul the Psychic Octopus is Puttin' It On Wax!

The kids still say "puttin' it on wax," don't they?

News Flash! Paul the Psychic Octopus' agent (the cephalopod has an agent! (and how the fuck is it a mollusk has an agent and I don't?)) says Paul the Psychic Octopus will be recording an album of Elvis tunes. (Because, duh, what, you think his tentacled ass is gonna do a Sinatra tribute? Don't be a dumbass.)

Anyway, you remember Paul the Psychic Octopus, don't you? He predicted the world cup victory by some team. So, yay, Paul the Psychic Octopus! And yay for Elvis covers!

And before you crack wise and scoff at the idea of a singing octopus, let me remind you, that in the annals of rock-n-fuckin-roll, there have been plenty of acts who have recorded albums that might have not seemed all that possible. Don't believe me?

Exhibit A: Barbie, The California Raisins (shrivelled fruit, for fuck's sake!), The Pink Panther, Ke$ha.

Deeky the Psychic Homo predicts Paul the Psychic Octopus' first video will look a lot like this:

I'm pre-ordering this shit on Amazon. Right now!


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