Here's What You Need To Do

Waste hundreds, if not thousands of dollars on gas, take a month out of your life, and write a message that can only be "read" on google earth urging people towards a mediocre writer. Puzzle people questioning this action by stating that reading Ayn Rand’s writing would give the world a "more optimistic" view of the future. Because Rand is totes known for her optimism.

Add this note at the bottom of your half-finished page:

"If you click on the above link(s) and buy a product(s) at Amazon.com, the owner of this site will earn a commission."

Huh. Teabaggers have way too much time on their hands.

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