[Image of an old back-page magazine ad advertising a free! booklet under the headline YOU CAN HAVE A HE-MAN VOICE.]

At long last I can ditch this nelly, simpering homo voce and get me a real, he-man voice. With a great voice, comes great power. Just like Spider-Man said. Plus, I've always wanted to sound like Dolph Lundgren. "I vill breek you."


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