I Will Now Buy an iPhone

Because the only app worth owning is finally here: Jay Leno's Garage!

So what if the new iPhone for will burst into flames if you accidentally pick it up with your left hand? Fire extinguishers are go! And this app is smokin' (pun totally intended)!

Stay up to date with Jay Leno's Garage, just like the iTunes store says! Things this app can do (besides make you totally irresistible to the opposite sex, like all good iPhone apps) which you cannot live without:

  • Look at hundreds of pictures (and video!) of a billionaire asshole's car collection!

  • Read blog posts about a billionaire asshole's car collection!

  • Pro-tips like how to chrome your shit up right! (Which is especially useful if you're a billionaire asshole.)
But this app isn't just for billionaire assholes. Get it even if you just like steam-powered fire trucks! Or denim!


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