Please restore my national government to a state of integrity wherein it respects its own founding documents.
Also, please assure that monkeys fly out of my ass.
Have a shpadoinkle day!
Posted by PortlyDyke at Thursday, May 06, 2010
Since the President has called on me to pray today, even though a federal judge has declared the National Day of Prayer unconstitutional, I feel it is my civic duty to offer the following spiritual appeal in accordance with my own faith and conscience: