Dear DUC:
Please restore my national government to a state of integrity wherein it respects its own founding documents.
Also, please assure that monkeys fly out of my ass.
Have a shpadoinkle day!
Portly
My Prayer for Today
Since the President has called on me to pray today, even though a federal judge has declared the National Day of Prayer unconstitutional, I feel it is my civic duty to offer the following spiritual appeal in accordance with my own faith and conscience:
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