Because Why Should McCain and Fanelli Get All The Asshole Points?

In an offensive legal segment Tuesday evening Bill O'Reilly of the Fox New's O'Reilly Factor commented on the American Eagle decision to reverse its anti-trans policy. He made the offensive suggestion that "men who dress like Dolly Parton can be protected" and asked whether "people who dress like ewoks also deserve workplace protections?"
Yo Bill: Lord Fuckley St.Fuckington of Fuckingtonshire called, and said, "Wtfsup, bro?

Because clearly, a belief that one is a woman is pretty much exactly equivalent, in ORLY's mind, to a belief that one is an imaginary furry creature from a galaxy far far away and long long ago. Subtract the same from both sides, and one could come to the conclusion that Bill O'Reilly has a difficulty distinguishing women from Ewoks. Which suggests that Mr. ORLY needs to spend some quality time with an optometrist, for a start, and perhaps a little time with a pshrink on that "can't tell small fuzzy aliens from females of my own species" problem.

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