Today in Totally Not Terrorism

Federal agents and local police raided 35 homes in rural Southern California this week in response to the totally-not-terrorist attacks on local police by white supremacists.

The Hemet Police Department has been the victim of several attacks this year including: four city trucks set ablaze, an explosive device attached to an unmarked police car, a ballistic device strapped to a fence at a police compound, and a rerouted natural gas line at the same compound which filled a building with flammable vapor.

"A fire at a police rifle range was being investigated as a possible arson."

Yup, that is totally not terrorism. Because that doesn't happen here.

[H/T to Shaker Lena D.]
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