"Sigh. Jamie Oliver. I love Jamie Oliver. I love his food, I love his books, I love his app, I love the mission he is on. Jamie Oliver is trying to change the way we eat, and by doing so, he plans to deal a massive blow to the likes of obesity, heart disease and type 2 diabetes. He is trying to encourage us to get back into the kitchen and cook for ourselves and our families, thereby cutting out the fast and overly processed foods that are making us sick. And fat. And depressed."—Gwyneth Paltrow, in her latest "GOOP" newsletter, a revoltingly indulgent project she uses in order to explain to the average peasant how very easy it is to live a cultured and healthy life if you're privileged to begin with.
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