Suggested by Shaker Phledge: What's your favorite excuse?
I'm going to have to call it a tie between "I was delayed; I was waylaid—an emergency stop, I smelled the last ten seconds of life. I crashed down on the crossbar, and the pain was enough to make a shy, bald Buddhist reflect and plan a mass murder." and "I was on the moon. With Steve!"
(Mozza and Izzard. I'm nothing if not predictable.)
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