Last night, starting at 9:16pm Central Standard Time.
Deeky: I'm watching Cops. Who the fuck goes on a drug buy on a bicycle?
Liss: Someone who takes drug procurement advice from an 8-year old?
Liss: We're watching Man v Wild. Iain just said, "I like Bear's jacket. This show's like a fashion show for me."
Deeky: LOL! Is it the urban apocalypse episode?
Liss: Uh huh.
Deeky: Did he suggest any tips for fighting zombies?
Liss: No, although that would obviously be more useful than how to shimmy down elevator cables. Christ.
Deeky: You know how to avoid shimmying down elevator cables? Don't fucking go upstairs to begin with!
Liss: Seriously. 99% of each episode, I'm all, "That's terrible, terrible advice" or "Yeah, my fat ass could totes replicate these Survival Tips for the Ridiculously Fit."
Deeky: LOL! You're zombie chow, sister!
Liss: Enjoy my succulent breasteses, zombies!