So, Here's What I'm Thinking…

We just dismantle the entire American government as it now exists, and we hire American stage and screen actor Richard Kind to play a lovable benevolent dictator for awhile. I mean, technically he'll actually be the dictator of Rebootistan (which will be the USA's new name, and we'll Rebooties, and stop hogging "American" all to ourselves), but with the understanding that it's only a temporary part, like a Broadway Play, writ large, which will run until people who don't want to sell off this nation to the highest bidder figure out how to rebuild this baby from scratch. With a parliament. And run-off elections. And more than two parties. And national healthcare.

How bad could it really be?

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