This just in:
Several days ago, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-o_O) officially withdrew herself as a speaker from the terribly exciting Tea Party Convention, "due to conflicting advice on whether Congresswoman Bachmann’s participation in the upcoming Tea Party Nation Convention would be in line with the Committee on Standards."
As it turns out, her withdrawal had nothing to do with standards. Portions of Bachmann's planner have been leaked clearly showing that she had the next couple of days blocked out for secret meetings with several Al-Qaeda terrorist cells.
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