This Fall from ABC: A Huge Pile of Shit

Because wacky situations caused by the "differences" between men and women have never been used in sitcoms. And that title? Pure gold, baby.

ABC has made an early jump on the pilot-pickup season with a second comedy order in three days.

The network Monday gave the green light to "Women Are Crazy, Men Are Stupid," a multicamera comedy from ABC Studios. The project is based on Howard Morris and Jenny Lee's book.

Morris and Lee also wrote the pilot script for "Women," about a new couple who both have survived failed marriages and are determined to get it right this time.

You smell that? It's the smell of fresh entertainment ideas.

Or elephant dung. I always mix those up.