My co-workers have been trying to get me to purchase a Captain America costume so I can participate in their little superhero theme, but until fags can legally get married everywhere in this country, this fag is not dressing up as Captain America. It's a matter of principle. Plus, I just don't like superheroes. Or my co-workers.
I did find this awesome thing, and would have bought it if I could have somehow rationalized spending the seventy bucks it would have set me back:
Maybe next year.