Look At These Now: Evolution of Petulance

Note: I originally posted this last night because Mr. Petulant hit the decanters. HARD! Then I pulled it. Now I say fuck it. Here it is again. I verge into Deeky's What The Hell? series.

Here is Mr. Petulant from birth to now.

A fantabulous teenager mother.

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AND PETULANCE IS BORN!


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The Fantabulous mother pulled a "Tina Turner" as I call it now. She wanted out and her son was all that mattered. As you can see from the pics above, my mama knew how to pose in fabulous boots and sunglasses. Once she broke free of my father and his family she worked her ass off and provided for me and made her own way. I say she pulled a "Tina Turner, " and she is a damned better person because of it. She is always my idol. How she dealt with that man escapes me!

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And the innocence died. O' it so died! My friend's poster is IRONIC as we snorted coke at that time. Didn't everyone have a step brother who liked heroin and bad porn? "Sunny side-up" was my first "hetero" porn experience in 8th grade. Didn't every teenager in the 80s snort coke in a stairwell? Coke is normal for middle school? Wasn't it? Hmm... Whatever...

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Underage drinking takes hold. HA! MR Petulant, well... College angst!

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Then... hmm...

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And contemplation emerged. ..

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Then, give me a goddamn snow!

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And in the pages of Southern Living.

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And an artsy youngin' with fabulous friends far more talented.

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Where are the nudies? Another time. HA!

(Cross-posted at Petulant Rumblings)

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