IF I don't have a complete nervous breakdown from my dream last night. I was at a Parliament concert where He-Man and She-Ra were my bodyguards. There was some sort of explosion and the crowd pushed me into a bathroom where Michael Steele and Lindsay Graham examined all the pink urine in the toilets. Lindsay tried to hold me down but a compartment opened from the ceiling and showered Deauville Beauty Bags. I escaped and jumped in a cab driven by a buck-toothed John McCain who drove me around in circles until the meter chirped $200. Then he screamed at me to pay. The door was locked but this griffin appeared that ripped off the door. I ran into a crowd of some tent revival where they baptized people in the pink urine. Somehow I was in line to be baptized but He-Man appeared, threw me over his shoulder and ran into the darkness.
I have to stay away from political linkage for these morning readings.
One of the last surviving munchkins, Mickey Carroll, has died.Skirt-Wearing Man Sues over Access to Courtroom.Giant spiders invade Australian Outback town. (Times Online)Heidelberg Zoo's Whistling Orangutan Releases CD. (Spiegel)YAY! Maybe one political link. Abstinence funding cuts. (Christian Newswire)MOTHER'S DAY MAYHEM: 5 "Worst" Animal Moms? (NG)Why silkworms find mulberries attractive. (Eurekalert)Slide Show: The Science Behind 10 Natural Skin Remedies: Why They Work--Or Don't. (SciAm)Possible site of free will found in brain. (New Scientist)From Papyrus to Digital: UCI's Thesaurus of Ancient Greek Texts.Wallpaper in New England from the 1750s to the 1950.Final Battlestar Galactica episodes arrive on DVD in JulyOne of my favorite shows, Designing Women, will release on DVD. FINALLY!UGH! Zombie reading requires coffee.
(Cross-posted at Petulant Rumblings)
