Naturally, I don't give a flying fuck if Michael Phelps smokes pot. (Maybe now he can compete in the Stoned Olympics, too!) The only reason I'm linking the story is for this:
Phelps is represented by marketing giant Octagon, which works with huge brands such as Mastercard and HSBC. They admitted proven cannabis use would be "a major taint" on Phelps' character.Major taint. Titter. Major taint.
Yes, I'm 12 years old.
