Impossibly Beautiful

GQ Germany isn't even bothering to try anymore. The naked body that is allegedly Heidi Klum's has been airbrushed into something more closely resembling a plastic woman-shaped mold than a human form made of flesh and bones.

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The best part is the accompanying text—"So sexy wie nie?"—which means, approximately, "Never sexier?" Well, who the hell knows? If anyone can claim to discern what Heidi Klum actually looks like from that picture, they're lying.

[Impossibly Beautiful: Parts One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven, Twelve, Thirteen, Fourteen, Fifteen, Sixteen, Seventeen, Eighteen, Nineteen, Twenty, Twenty-One, Twenty-Two, Twenty-Three, Twenty-Four, Twenty-Five, Twenty-Six.]

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