I Do. Hand Me a Gordita.

Deeky: Know what else I hate? People who have "unusual" wedding ceremonies.

Liss: Just what every bride wants on her wedding night: Massive diarrhea.

Deeky: LOL! Nothing more romantic than farting through one's honeymoon.

Liss: "Was that you—or did you turn on the jets in our totally not tacky heart-shaped in-room jacuzzi?"


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