It takes three white men to equal the intellect of one Michele Norris.
Or that Michele Norris breaks the news just by thinking about it.
Find these facts and more at Michele Norris Facts--a tribute to award-winning journalist and host of NPR's All Things Considered, Michele Norris, and a send-up of the "facts" about one of Shakesville's favorite culture warriors, Chuck Norris.
The last person to mis-pronounce Michele Norris’ first name was shot in the face by Dick Cheney. True story.