Jackson, Jr. an informant to Blago investigations.
AHHHH...
Madoff seeks friends to bail his ass.10 million bond for 50 billion in theft! Hmmm... Gee... Doesn't everyone have a spare 10 mil? What's the problem?
Russian Warships off Venezuela are just peachy!
Unfortunately, what happens to me when I do the the morning readings this late at night, all roads lead to
SHIRLEY. OOPS! I think I might have teh GAY! Or
Mylène. I ain't there yet. HA!
Let the top 10 lists begin. (
Telegraph)
Here's my top ten list: "1-10: Everything Sucks!"
Hooray! "After an epic 13-year legal battle, four Amway distributors who spread a rumor linking Procter & Gamble (NYSE: PG) to Satanism have dropped their appeal of a $19.25 million jury award and reached a settlement with the consumer products giant." (
On Point News)
Oops! It's Nature!
Uh-oh!
Trips to Caribbean appear to have broken House rules.
OH NO!
Dark energy found stifling growth in universe.
I might as well call it quits. Any article that says
celestial tannenbaum; just cover me with glue and spread the glitter!
How can I honestly go on with the morning readings after that? Jesus Tree Topper, keep me informed. Links, kittens, links.
