I Write Letters

Dear Carla from Top Chef 5:

I love you.

You are clever, witty, hilarious, equal parts grounded and woo-woo, and everything you make looks delicious. Also, on a completely superficial note, you are utterly gorgeous while also clearly resembling a Muppet.

Please be my friend immediately.

If it is any incentive, I clearly resemble a Campbell's Soup Kid.

See you tonight at 9pm CST!


P.S. Iain and Space Cowboy totally love you, too.

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