I’m not saying this is the perfect answer. If I were dictator, which I always aspire to be, I would write it a little bit differently. I would increase the FDIC insured deposits and done some other things..Well, lest there be any doubt about who McCain intends to follow, at least in the dictator wet dream department.
The problem is that if he really wants to be dictator of this country, he's going about it all wrong. As an aspiring dictator, there's even less of a reason to keep Palin around at this point. She can serve him best by going back home and keeping an eye on Russia from her porch. And this whole election and debate thing? Seriously, John, cut the shit and board the straight coup express. Why are you trying to win people over? Dictators don't care about that kind of thing. Just make a surge right to Washington, kick everyone out of there, and send a goon squad out to confiscate the internet so that everyone's on a level playing field again.
Come on, John, I know you can do it. Just get it done.
[H/T to ThinkProgress]