Dear Spinach,
I don't know how you got to be so delicious, but it's a fine talent for tastiness you've got there. Thank you for making my lunch that much more delectable!
Love,
Liss
P.S. You really need new PR people. The whole creamed-spinach-in-elementary-school-lunchrooms thing? Terrible branding. Doesn't sell your scrumptiousness at all. I missed many years of enjoying you because of that marketing misstep.
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