A completely non-political post

You know, I could die happy if I never had to see another ad showing me what gross thing that Bear Grylls eats on the next Man vs. Wild. Especially when I know he's no more than half an hour from a road. Seriously, the Ireland episode from a couple of weeks ago? You spoiled the surprise by showing him biting into the heart of a sheep in the promos (again and again and again, all throughout the Dirty Jobs marathon). Besides which, it's a sheep! It's not a wild animal. Where there are sheep, there are sheep farms. For the love of Maude, man, they probably have some mutton stew if you'd just ask.

Related thought: And why does he always have to look so constipated when he eats anything?

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