Three Things I've Learned

To put it gently kittens, Mister Petulant is hungover and doesn't feel like reading the news. There will be no morning readings. Plus, Turner Classic Movies is showing many of Barbara Stanwyck's pre-code movies today and that is far more interesting than the latest gaffe or pundicratic pleasure speak. Give me a free-spirited hussy any day of the week!

Here are three things I've learned:

Whisky and mineral water is tasty, but it does not replenish fluids.

I must stay away from all electronic devices when partaking of the above. The outcome makes no sense.

One day I will die and not be happy about it.

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