Patriotic Image of Day

Hey, Shakers—it's Kenny Blogginz again. I couldn't help but notice how much you people hate America. I don't know why. It's obviously the best country. I suppose you all just want to move to France and eat snails off the genitals of your same-sex partners while surrendering to Islamofascism!? Anyway, I'm starting a new daily segment to try and bring some true American Patriotism back to Shakesville. Hopefully, some red, white, and blue rays of light will penetrate those thick ABBA-worshipping skulls of yours.

I don't remember where I got this image, but it should be noted that Professor X has seen fit to lend Senator John McCain his hover-wheelchair from the animated X-men series, and if Professor X can support Senator John McCain, then what's your problem?

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