Need Some Wood?

Bush Stimulates The Porn Industry With His Economic Package:
When President Bush announced his economic stimulus in January, he bragged that his package was the "right size" and would "boost" the economy... The adult pornography industry reports that has seen a huge uptick in business thanks to Bush's package.
According to a press release from the independent market-research firm Adult Internet Market Research Company, there has been a recent "upswing in sales" on porn sites since the stimulus checks were issued, and, despite summer generally being "a slow period for this market," some sites have reported a "20-30% growth in membership rates since mid-May."
Jillian Fox of (nsfw) said that in a survey to its members, "thirty two percent of respondents referenced the recent stimulus package as part of their decision to either become a new member, or renew an existing membership."

..."Getting more people to buy porn was probably the last thing Bush had on his mind when he came up with his 'stimulus package,' but we'll take it," said Fox.
Reached for comment, President Bush said: "Presidenting is hard work."

That's what she said.


[For those wondering about the post title, in one of the 2004 presidential debates, Kerry and Bush had the following exchange:
KERRY: The president got $84 from a timber company that owns, and he's counted as a small business. Dick Cheney's counted as a small business. That's how they do things. That's just not right.

BUSH: I own a timber company? (LAUGHTER) That's news to me. (LAUGHTER) Need some wood?
Of course, it turned out Kerry was right and Bush was a liar.]

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