Johnny doesn't know

Just a few things John McCain doesn't know:

* John McCain doesn't know if contraception helps prevent the spread of HIV/AIDS.

* John McCain doesn't know that Iraq doesn't share a border with Pakistan.

* John McCain doesn't know why insurance companies don't cover birth control when they cover Viagra. He doesn't even know how he voted on the issue.

* John McCain doesn't know what the "surge" is.


* John McCain doesn't know who is training Al Qaeda.

* John McCain doesn't know the difference between Shiites and Sunnis.

* John McCain doesn't know which NFL team's starting offensive line he gave to those interrogating him while a POW in Vietnam.

* John McCain doesn't know what makes bridges collapse.

* John McCain doesn't know the difference between Somalia and Sudan.

* John McCain doesn't know that we all can't become eBay sellers for a living.

* John McCain doesn't know that Czechoslovakia ceased to exist in 1993.

* John McCain doesn't know if he's for or against the Confederate flag.

* John McCain doesn't know which country Vladimir Putin is from.

* John McCain doesn't know how many troops are in Iraq.

John McCain doesn't know how to use the Internet.

John McCain doesn't know that he opposes choice and Roe v. Wade.

* John McCain does not know economics.

* John McCain doesn't know what "I don't think the president has the right to disobey any law" means.

* John McCain doesn't know what economists are or what their words mean.

* John McCain doesn't know how to tell a joke.

* John McCain doesn't know that he regularly votes against benefits for veterans.

* John McCain doesn't know that seven million gallons of oil was spilled due to Hurricane Katrina.

* John McCain doesn't know if he believes in offshore drilling or not.

More to come.

--WKW


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