Assvertising

Apparently this one, featuring professional misogybag and general superfuck Adam Carolla, has been running for awhile, but I only saw it for the first time last night:

Adam Carolla: You deserve a meal made for men!

VO: [Intro to?] Taco Bell's Big Box meal—a bean burrito, crunchy taco, cinnamon twists, a large drink, and featuring the bacon club chalupa.

AC: Eat like a man!

Combining two of my least favorite advertising staples—treating food as gendered and asserting that eating shit is what makes a man—with the visage of nightmarishly ubiquitous dude-guru Adam Carolla, while pretending that every audience member is male (I was watching the Cubs game, for chrissakes) is pretty much a surefire way to make sure I intimately associate Taco Bell with a gag reflex for the foreseeable future.

Insert your own joke about the capacity of their food to do same here.

[Assvertising: Parts One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven, Twelve, Thirteen, Fourteen, Fifteen, Sixteen, Seventeen, Eighteen, Nineteen, Twenty, Twenty-One, Twenty-Two, Twenty-Three, Twenty-Four, Twenty-Five, Twenty-Six, Twenty-Seven, Twenty-Eight, Twenty-Nine, Thirty.]