Statement from William K. Wolfrum: I will give $300 to whomever saves the U.S.

William K. Wolfrum made this statement to all his supporters at 3:30 p.m.

I appreciate everyone's time on this matter and I'll make it brief. Currently, the United States is involved in at least two wars. The dollar is worth less than ever. The economy may get much worse before it gets better. A new generation of homeless people has arisen. Weather emergencies are striking with more power and more often. A gallon of gas will cost $5 soon enough all over the nation. To put it simply, the nation needs help. Your help.

That is why I, William K. Wolfrum, am offering $300 - cash - to whatever person can come along and fix all these problems. The money can be spent in anyway you wish, provided you bring me proof that you fixed all that ails the U.S.

This contest is hereby open, so get to work. Remember, help make America great again and walk away with $300. It's a win-win deal all the way.

Thank you for your time and I have retained counsel in this matter.


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