This ORMUSBD watch is a two-fer. The first part comes, shockingly, from Fox News, which put up the following graphic on the screen to explain why people shouldn't be attacking Michelle Obama:
So yeah, irony is officially dead. Tomorrow, I assume Fox will put up a graphic, "Obama downs a 40 of malt liquor, and shoots cop in drive-by." Or perhaps they can just post a picture of the Obama family with the legend, "Negroes." Only, you know, the other N-word, just in case you didn't get the point that the Obamas are totally black.
The other item comes via Jesse Taylor at Pandagon, who brings us this lovely doll:
Man, this is sure gonna be an awesome election.
UPDATE: Kim at Religiarchy has a good find. The Obama Monkey Doll is being advertised through The Google. As she notes:
Google AdWords can be contacted here and you can give the company name--which is the same as the doll.That company name is TheSockObama™, for those of you emailing. And I assume that's all of you.
[Obama Racism/Muslim/Unpatriotic/Scary Black Dude Watch: Parts One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven, Twelve, Thirteen, Fourteen, Fifteen, Sixteen, Seventeen, Eighteen, Nineteen, Twenty, Twenty-One, Twenty-Two, Twenty-Three, Twenty-Four, Twenty-Five, Twenty-Six, Twenty-Seven, Twenty-Eight, Twenty-Nine, Thirty, Thirty-One, Thirty-Two, Thirty-Three, Thirty-Four, Thirty-Five, Thirty-Six, Thirty-Seven, Thirty-Eight, Thirty-Nine, Forty, Forty-One, Forty-Two, Forty-Three, Forty-Four, Forty-Five, Forty-Six, Forty-Seven, Forty-Eight, Forty-Nine, Fifty, Fifty-One, Fifty-Two, Fifty-Three.]