News from Shakes Manor

The following exchange took place in the kitchen of Shakes Manor, after its two human inhabitants had spent approximately 20 minutes trying to open a coconut, with no success.

Iain: What the fook?!

Liss: Right? I mean, monkeys can open these things.

Iain: They're smarter than we are.

Liss: We should climb a tree and drop it, I guess.

Iain: [Takes a long look at the coconut.] I'm getting the sledge hammer.

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