Just in case you needed another reason to care about the environment: It turns out girls dig guys who dig environmental technology.And if that snippet isn't enough to make you vom, check out the presentation of the article:
Never mind about doing the right thing for your own personal satisfaction, or because decent people have a social conscience: Do it because you'll totally get laid, dood!!!
This kind of shit, treating women as a commodity that men purchase with good behavior, is why there are Nice GuysTM—men who think if they're nice to a woman, they're owed sex in return. They never learn how to just treat women well for the sake of treating women well, instead merely going through whatever motions of being a "nice guy" they think will get them sex, failing utterly to understand that conditional niceness isn't really very nice at all. (And that most women can spot the difference from a mile away.)
Worse yet, this shit reinforces to women that the only way they can show approbation to men is with sex; our intellect is so devalued that sex is considered more valuable by many straight men than hearing a woman tell him, "I'm proud of you."
That's all well and good, but I believe I was promised a blowjob.
Profoundly sad for both sexes.
[H/T to Shaker Asharpie1.]