I did think of ingenious way to use a 2000 dollar rug that my big boy Dagny used as his own personal piss pad for five years. I never could figure out what entranced him with that rug, but he was relentless. Finally, I HAD to remove it from the house as no amount of kitty-related, piss-removal products would even mask the smell.
So now I will park my car on it until I can make a dump run. I love to go the dump and that will be a photo essay when I make that excursion. Yay for recycling! HA!