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I went to the grocery store today to procure the ingredients for my famous taco salad, and who did I meet near the front doors, suited up in green vests, smiling earnestly? Girl Scouts. Yes, it is officially Girl Scout Cookie Season. Of course, I couldn't resist; the girls were so darn cute, plus as a former Scout I understand the seriousness of their trade. And oh, the ensuing deliciousness. I had forgotten that Samoas are chewy. I love chewy. Pure, undiluted bliss.By the way, one of those boxes of Thin Mints is for MeMe Roth. But if she's not in the mood for cookies, she can just eat my ass.

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