Here is the last five minutes of Willard's farewell performance. The whole damn thing was long and tedious and his opening act, Laura Ingraham, decided it was the best time to bash McCain. I just love Conservative Cannibalism. If only every minute of the day were spent bashing McCain.
Watch!
Paraphrased Transcript:
Size does matter as I take a weedwacker to regulations that depress the private sector which in turn depresses Americans. Liberalism in America will have a new name- Barrack or Hillary! If I fight for my campaign, Senator Obama and Senator Clinton’s radical violent jihad will aid and surrender to terror. Because I love America and I am a true Conservative, I must stand aside. I have the Providence of the Almighty and Hope of the Earth.
You guys are great! Thank you, I LOVE YOU!
P.S. Give the veterans the care they deserve! Barack and Hillary won’t!
P.P.S. We cannot let the next president retreat in the face of evil extremism.
P.P.P.S. Did I mention a liberal president will destroy America?
P.P.P.P.S. I am like Reagan in 1976.
Disclaimer: Willard muttered some of these words during his speech that are not in the video or in any particular order.
The real transcript is here.
(Cross-posted)



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