Read These Now or Anna Wintour Will Skin You For A Fall Frock

Teenage girls rule the internet. (NY)

The spy satellite, loaded with rocket fuel and secrets, is no longer a threat to our basic freedoms. (AP)

Senator McCain's camp screams that he did not have relations with the Cindy Lou lookalike lobbyist. In case you forgot, he is a valiant warrior that has done more for this country than your lazy ass. (CNN)

Musharraf's party lost the election; expect business as usual. (Redif)

Iranian Man Sentenced to 30 Lashes for Walking Dog

Spark plugs are weapons of mass destruction. (Fox)

The WORLD IS ENDING! Armani speaks ill of Anna Wintour! (Guardian)

Dildo shoes. (Virtual Shoe Museum)

Doctors claim to find "compelling evidence" that the G-SPOT exists. (Guardian) A slightly curved cock helped me find mine and my research is unquestionable.

COCK ALE! (Nice Marmot) Thanks Shad!

Ouzo and Pernod will make you prettier. (Science Daily)

British Airways pilots vote for strike. (Telegraph)

Coroner called on to end Diana inquest 'circus'. It's about goddamn time. Will it? As long as Mohammed Fayed is alive, I would give it a "Hell to the no!"(Telegraph)

My friend Arratik is enjoying all the bliss that LA offers: chicken and waffles, In-N-Out Burgers, and used vinyl.

I must gorge myself on paltry substitutes.

Cheers!