McCain is Not Fit to Be President

"I hope he has the opportunity to meet Karl Marx very soon."John McCain, making clear his wish that a (now-former) foreign head of state will die.

When do you think, if ever, we're going to be honest about the fact that the likely GOP nominee for president is a belligerent jerk with no ability to self-censor and a demonstrable, well-known history of being, if I'm feeling charitable, undiplomatic, and, if I'm not, a total asshole?

Let's recount some of the highlights of McCain's continual failure to control his infamous temper and/or big fucking mouth prickly, insulting temperament, just since the inception of this blog:

Accusing the Democrats of being sore losers and obstructionists motivated by partisan "bitterness" just because they had the temerity to not treat Condoleezza Rice's confirmation as Secretary of State as "a foregone conclusion."

Accusing Vietnam veteran and Congressman Jack Murtha of being "too emotional" to be rational about the war.

Sending freshman Senator Barack Obama what Matt Stoller called "remarkable" and one of "the single most bitter, nasty letters I have ever seen from any Senator."

Threatening to leave an appearance before the AFL-CIO's Building and Construction Trades Department because members of the audience challenged his statements on immigration, organized labor, and the war. He also questioned their work ethic and skills, telling them "You can't do it, my friends," when some accepted his hypothetical job offer of $50 an hour to pick lettuce in Arizona.

Threatening to commit suicide if the Democrats won a majority in the Senate.

Using the racially-charged and highly inappropriate term "tar baby."

Singing about bombing Iran:


Responding to criticisms of that hilarious little ditty by snapping: "Please, I was talking to some of my old veterans friends. My response is, lighten up and get a life," without, naturally, the merest glimmer of irony that he'd been casually joking about taking lives.

Telling Jon Stewart he'd brought him an IED from Iraq as a gift:


Responding to Congressman Murtha's criticism of that hilarious joke with: "All I'm going to say to Murtha and others. … Lighten up and get a life," to which Atrios said what ought to have been obvious to any halfwit but eluded the evidently witless McCain: "The point is that dead troops and other victims are no longer capable of getting 'a life'."


Erupting at fellow Republican Senator John Cornyn in a meeting about immigration legislation, during which McCain accused Cornyn of raising a concern just to torpedo a legislative deal, "used a curse word associated with chickens," and shouted "[Expletive] you! I know more about this than anyone else in the room!"

Responding to one of his supporters asking of Hillary Clinton, "How do we beat the bitch?" by laughing:


So, let's see: He can't get along with his colleagues, even the ones on his own side of the aisle, he flies off the handle when he doesn't get his way, he's hostile toward anyone who disagrees with him, he has no seeming objection to the casual use of sexist and racist language, and he makes highly inappropriate jokes about war and death, including the murder of TV hosts and deaths of foreign leaders.

That probably describes a hell of a lot of people, including—perhaps, especially—bloggers. But those people aren't running for president. John McCain is. Is that the kind of person we really want leading our country? Is that the kind of person who we want as our head of government, no less our head of state?

There are a lot of scary things about the possibility of a President McCain, like the fact that he's a warmonger, just for a start. Among them, if not at the top of the list, is this: Sending McCain onto the global stage to be our national representative could make this...


...a fond memory of the days when we had a president who merely creeped out foreign dignitaries by being a douche, but at least never screamed, "Fuck you, cocksucker!" at them.


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