No, but I got a C+ in Algebra II.

In which I totally impress two dudes at a bar today:

Guy #1: So it's Super Bowl 42, and it's X, L, and two I's, and somehow that makes 42.
Guy #2: No, the X is ten...wait...what's the L? Doesn't that make 52?
Tart: The L is 50. When the X is to the left, it's subtracted from the L. So it's 50 minus ten plus two. 42.
Guy #1: (agape)
Guy #2: Wow. Are you a math teacher or something?

It ain't easy being a superbrain.

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