Dear English-Speaking World,
While I am aware that the word "female" can be both noun and adjective, I kindly request that you refrain from using it as a noun unless you are a farmer referring to livestock or the narrator on a nature special.
Acceptable: "The females encircle the young as the predator approaches."
Unacceptable: "Club Douché is filled with hot females on a Friday night."
Female humans are called girls or women. Please make a note.
Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.