Thompson Out

Fred Thompson is reportedly dropping out of the presidential race, and will make some kind of sleepy, indifferent announcement by the end of business today.

When reached for comment, prominent Thompson supporter and Shakesville contributor Deeky McDeeksalot fell to his knees and, with a great clenching of fists and gnashing of teeth, screamed at the heavens: "Noooooooooooo!"

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